BanditLeo5247
BanditLeo5247 t1_ixqflce wrote
Reply to What would you like to drink? by MEllegood65
I would if it was a hard drink.
BanditLeo5247 t1_iu4f6ie wrote
A thermonuclear bomb, probably.
BanditLeo5247 t1_iu2hqbx wrote
Reply to comment by KeySeaworthiness8466 in Q: What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive today in 2022? by Prostheta
Whether he did or didn’t, the jokes are still funny.
BanditLeo5247 t1_itd3zbu wrote
Reply to comment by Y00M-TAH in We are addicted to oxygen. by [deleted]
Nah, I do what I want. I breath ammonia.
BanditLeo5247 t1_ixqitv5 wrote
Reply to comment by Ambitious_Edge_6065 in Why did Will Smith slap Chris instead of punching him? by whorsefly
911 was an inside job, too. Putin is secretly an alien from Venus sent down to suck off Donald Trump. And the moon landing was actually staged on top of Abraham Lincoln’s crusty dead body.