Submitted by BlueBuff1968 t3_z8qlib in funny
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sonotafurryuwu t1_iycprhh wrote
That's a ballsy choice
GratefulPhish42024-7 t1_iycpy4i wrote
The cop just had penis envy
bandrews4795 t1_iycq53m wrote
If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything
Detective Dick, or Dick Dick
Wait lemme think... Uhhh
He's a five foot pianist? Woops, penis.
Must have been warm that day tho
AdeptLengthiness8886 t1_iycql1s wrote
Smart move, no police force wants 'Police beat massive todger in front of crowd' as a headline.
Phandroid1991 t1_iycqzkz wrote
What a dickhead
DaDutchBoyLT1 t1_iycsd8q wrote
NO U!!!
analdominator1 t1_iycshxu wrote
Totally nuts
carotpocolypse t1_iyctjhc wrote
He's just calling a doctor for him. He's been up for at least four hours.
Vegetable-Initial107 t1_iycv5pz wrote
I'm speechless. You are so funny!
zuckerwho t1_iycvolj wrote
I try and give back in my own way.
hobanwash1 t1_iycysxx wrote
Every step they take is a kick in the nuts.
_FowlPlay_ t1_iyd1ism wrote
Why isn't it censored?
(I'm guessing its Japan)
TheBat3488 t1_iyd1w6u wrote
So if someone kissed him, would it be a BALOON JOB?!
Awesum51Merc t1_iyd459e wrote
The dick is the guy on the right, eh? The youngster on the left is just cocky!
cybermonkeyhand t1_iyd4ko5 wrote
Clearly a mushroom.
Background_Chapter37 t1_iyd4vym wrote
dick: well i cant change who i am, its hard
mommy101lol t1_iyd5amr wrote
What a dickhead
Joran_Dax t1_iyd5mrr wrote
He's really dicking around.
leavemealonegeez8 t1_iyd9gg2 wrote
That cop looks absolutely ridiculous.
jonnyclueless t1_iyde3ma wrote
They had condoms that big in Naked Gun...
ronaldo_killergod t1_iyde58u wrote
Stop being a greta thunberg!
zuckerwho t1_iydedlj wrote
Therein lies the problem. He has never seen the movie.
oneplusetoipi t1_iydfkr2 wrote
>Officer: Someone get this dickhead a mask!
face condom
catfishionado t1_iydfzrt wrote
His face tho....amazing.
ManyInterests t1_iydgn7v wrote
There are at least two dicks in this picture.
IronclawFTW t1_iydk8qq wrote
I came here just for these comments.
LeftHandedAnt t1_iydl1ce wrote
Chef's kiss*
DannyMccormick t1_iydqw95 wrote
I love how creative some folks are…especially when it is a very serious situation
DOGETHEEGOD t1_iydry4w wrote
Hope this person likes making costumes, because they will be making lot's
CrieDeCoeur t1_iydz6dy wrote
Me yesterday: “I wish that people can be fined simply for being a dick.”
MRN: Not like that
djgrahamj t1_iye15g9 wrote
Cocky, even
Guardian-Ares t1_iye3aj2 wrote
Put your face condom on.
BarnabyGameOut- t1_iye8k24 wrote
Oh
troubletlb1 t1_iye8why wrote
Every cop has penis envy
RealisticProperty588 t1_iye9xii wrote
Nunca
i_can_has_rock t1_iyeb96p wrote
Officer Forchin issuing a citation to citizen Dong Wang for not using a face mask while wearing their ghost mushroom costume.
JULY_PROBABLY t1_iyediea wrote
That’s nuts
The_Bagel_Fairy t1_iyefxg4 wrote
Fake. Too big to be a white dick.
GANDORF57 t1_iyeh2fr wrote
There you are, enjoying the party, having a blast in your penis costume. Then the police show up and suddenly you're a hardened criminal.
Thereal6ix9ineNOCAP t1_iyerfmw wrote
GOD BLESS YALL✝️🙏😁GOD LOVES YALL
Costanzaslife23 t1_iyf0niv wrote
No lie: I actually saw someone with a similar costume pushing Superman in a wheelchair one Halloween.
College towns can be entertaining sometimes.
IHateMath14 t1_iyf809u wrote
“Carter you dick.”
boogiemanphx t1_iyfd7lg wrote
That said to cum as you are....
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