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haxxer_4chan t1_j2b07fo wrote
Alright sweety, thank you ma'am
ivanhaversham t1_j2b1hs2 wrote
Bartender needs a lesson in “don’t touch the rim of the glass”.
rigobueno t1_j2awg0k wrote
The stupidest and most pointless way to dispense beer
kthulhu666 t1_j2axg44 wrote
It's quicker with minimal foam.
rigobueno t1_j2azr68 wrote
Beer is supposed to have some foam. It also requires cups with special mechanisms that cause beer to drip all over the floor. It’s an over-engineered solution.
andylowenthal t1_j2b4ihy wrote
It does have some foam, very minimal drip same as a tap, and it auto-fills, gtfoh
rigobueno t1_j2b5f8h wrote
Sorry for having an opinion that differs from the hivemind. These things are stupid and messy. The photo in this post proves my point, drunk people spill beer all the time out of these. You may now downvote.
KorgX3 t1_j2b89gx wrote
You don't have an opinion, you're pushing an opinion. That's a difference of a whole word, and maybe this might help you understand that nobody cares what you think.
NuclearRobotHamster t1_j2b71h4 wrote
Drunk people spill beer all the time regardless.
In my experience, its not any worse than a standard beer tap, and they're usually rigged up for self serve.
voucher420 t1_j2cf3i0 wrote
Can confirm.
Source: spilled beer out of mugs, cups, bottles, cans, and kegs.
444unsure t1_j2eyt23 wrote
Where do these exist?
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andylowenthal t1_j2bd9gg wrote
What hivemind? It’s just a nifty way to fill tens of thousands of beer much quicker than normal at an event, your comments are annoying as shit, I get the feeling someone in your life bosses you around and you come on Reddit to be a contrarian.
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m0j0wire t1_j2bmtuj wrote
I have never before fingered a cuphole but now I really really want to
BullFrogz13 t1_j2atzxh wrote
You’re not the boss of me!
wiredevilseahawk t1_j2awvar wrote
I need TP for my cuphole
haxxer_4chan t1_j2b0dyb wrote
Are you threatening me?
ArcticFlower00 t1_j2b5l1k wrote
Why? What happens if I caress the rim of this hole? (this is what that word means).
mrobot_ t1_j2bihau wrote
sad DarkSouls EldenRing noises
JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j2c4cir wrote
I went to a Flames game and I kept getting my $9 beer all over my lap. It was all from non-sexually touching the bottom of the cup with my fingers. Dumb invention!
Fr00shy t1_j2cm2is wrote
Wait! Other people have cupholes?!
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DjRavix t1_j2az7on wrote
Well buttoms up then !!!
DemNomad t1_j2bgxcs wrote
Did this at a concert without thinking
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MisterWapak t1_j2aui42 wrote
But I want to ! And You can't stop me ! >:]
DisguisedEleiphant t1_j2azizx wrote
why? what happened? Did someone actually finger their cuphole and somehow they have a sign now?
benefit_of_mrkite t1_j2blwm9 wrote
They make draft beer dispensers where there’s a little magnet in the bottom of a plastic cup. The bartender puts the cup on a nozzle and it feels it up with beer from the bottom.
Normally the hole with the magnet thing is on then bottom and a different color and people get curious and poke it causing beer to spill all over the bar and usually the person drinking it.
A local bar had one for a while - it was a neat novelty but they finally took it out and put in a regular draft system
TheDodfatherPC-FL t1_j2bp0c1 wrote
Please, don’t try to tell me, what I can, and can not do to my butthole.
RepresentativeAir735 t1_j2ce3hd wrote
They didn't, man. They were chill about all holes but cup.
You're in the clear.
bewitchedbumblebee t1_j2avvuh wrote
For those who are curious about why this sign exists: Bottoms Up Beer Dispensers