Submitted by bendover912 t3_zz63a9 in funny
BazilBroketail t1_j29xs1c wrote
I drink this shit and it's devine. I have a metal drink bottle I pour it into. When you first open a new bottle you gotta pull off that safety sticker thing, put the cap back on, then shake the livin' shit out of it. Like a screaming baby. Then you pour it into the drinks bottle. Gotta remember to shake the drinks bottle before taking a drink too or you'll get a mouthful of pulp....
packetmon t1_j2a3vfl wrote
Same! This OJ is my fave. I love the pulp.
ingloriousbaxter3 t1_j2an0ee wrote
Saaaaame. People act like I’m crazy but it’s the best
joeker7669 t1_j2atgnk wrote
Hear me out. Extra Extra pulp. Who’s with me?
Balance_Electronic t1_j2becyz wrote
Just eat the oranges you fuckin psychopath
joeker7669 t1_j2c1d8q wrote
Lol. Thanks buddy. That me laugh. 👍🏻
dunnodudes t1_j2dtls1 wrote
I’m in
Justin__D t1_j2dq26t wrote
Wait... People actually like this stuff? It doesn't even taste like real oranges. It takes like some lab made fake. I always go for Florida's Natural or Tropicana. I live in Florida and I'm honestly ashamed stores even sell this swill.
Captain_Eaglefort t1_j2d31nu wrote
Their apple juice is amazing too.
NGLIVE2 t1_j2dn1de wrote
Really? I’m going to have to try it. Not sure if my local grocery store carry’s it.
CptKillJack t1_j2dzp9q wrote
Their apple juice is crushed apple cider. It's devine and the reason it looks cloudy brown. When I see that color I know I'm getting the good shit at a restaurant. Only one I know that serves crushed apple cider is Cracker Barrel.
NGLIVE2 t1_j2e4zcn wrote
By your description I think I have seen it. Its now on my shopping list!
afunkysongaday t1_j2d3mp2 wrote
I hope that metal bottle is not made of aluminium, if it is you should probably stop doing that.
ToothlessGrandma t1_j2dcxs1 wrote
Why?
afunkysongaday t1_j2dgstk wrote
I used to do that too but I learned you really shouldn't. Acids and salts increase the solubility of aluminium, it get's in your drink and then in your body. And something bad happens then... can't quite remember what though. Was something really bad. I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...
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Roxas---13 t1_j2dj1jy wrote
Ew
IamLuann t1_j2bvl90 wrote
(screaming baby?). I hope that was a figure of speech.
doctorwhoobgyn t1_j2dc3ji wrote
Not at all. If you shake a screaming baby hard enough, it will stop screaming. It's science.
SkywalknLuke t1_j2dxlu1 wrote
I laughed out loud to this, everyone in church looked at me weird.
doctorwhoobgyn t1_j2dyq5g wrote
I hope you shared it with your fellow churchgoers.
SkywalknLuke t1_j2dzyf5 wrote
The lady with the screaming baby did not laugh.
doctorwhoobgyn t1_j2e022n wrote
You should have demonstrated your newfound knowledge!
IamLuann t1_j2eybev wrote
I have seen the results of shaken baby syndrome it is really sad and that was what I was referring to.😇
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