Relictorum t1_j697526 wrote
Reply to comment by mudturnspadlocks in now THAT'S customer service by 54_actual
phew! What a relief! Melanie's got the looks of a swamp donkey, and she's just too rough. I swear that she can crack walnuts in her hand. At least Angus knows how to handle it, and you'll get a kiss on the cheek, too. Wish he'd trim that beard, though.
tarquin_deluxe t1_j6a5su3 wrote
A man knows what a man needs. That's what I heard, anyway.
DadsRGR8 t1_j6a77sv wrote
That’s the company slogan!
Kennythegamer t1_j69bsn7 wrote
Naw the beard looks hot, and if you're lucky he might suck it too.
Benchamoneh t1_j6a8rco wrote
... must be a pretty long beard if he can suck it, sounds pretty dirty though, wouldn't get all matted?
KristoHam t1_j6bomfi wrote
Swamp donkey makes me think of Shrek
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