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mudturnspadlocks t1_j68wh4o wrote

Melanie just went on break but Angus will be able to help you

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Relictorum t1_j697526 wrote

phew! What a relief! Melanie's got the looks of a swamp donkey, and she's just too rough. I swear that she can crack walnuts in her hand. At least Angus knows how to handle it, and you'll get a kiss on the cheek, too. Wish he'd trim that beard, though.

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Kennythegamer t1_j69bsn7 wrote

Naw the beard looks hot, and if you're lucky he might suck it too.

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Benchamoneh t1_j6a8rco wrote

... must be a pretty long beard if he can suck it, sounds pretty dirty though, wouldn't get all matted?

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GANDORF57 t1_j6a9fc7 wrote

Now that's what I call customer service! ^(*Which way to the fitting room?)

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Myaccountisreal t1_j68wvza wrote

This takes me back to when an adult man asked if there was a fitting room to try out the different sizes. When the answer was no, he asked if I could demonstrate how they worked.

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LifeLibertyPancakes t1_j6bvq2e wrote

As I read this, I had to do a big HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE! Before I get all judgemental I have to remember that there are people out there who come from different cultural and educational backgrounds, or never had parents who had the sex talk with them or were shown in sex Ed in school on how to use one.

What did you do in the case? I feel like I would've been like "Check out Youtube" if I was in your shoes, if it was one of my gfs or a sister of mine, I would grab a banana. Cucumber or zucchini and show them but yeah... talk about an awkward work experience!

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Myaccountisreal t1_j6bwn19 wrote

Yes, I believe that the man was new to Canada. I awkwardly explained the purpose of a condom, why men wear it, what it holds, why there are different sizes, etc. It was one of the strangest interactions I have ever had with a stranger.

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[deleted] t1_j69ryhv wrote

They knew what they were doing.

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Itisd t1_j6ag30c wrote

Jeez, if you need a condom to do... that... you must be dirtier than a gas station bathroom

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bigbouncingbanana t1_j6b0r4g wrote

£15 for condoms?? No wonder there's so many kids.

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HelixDraxzonyx t1_j6bt0re wrote

For a pack of 20 that's actually not bad a price. I've seen some brands (don't remember which off-hand, might have been Trojan) that were like £12 for a pack of 6. £2 per cock sock? Yeah, that'll get people to chance it.

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Red_neko_ t1_j69py99 wrote

Bruh I can use my own hands what I need is a...

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Austino-Da-Great t1_j6aa8lo wrote

I’m on my way!! Now Quick where’ the ASPL I’m a comming for the service and staying for the satisfaction

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macbot3000 t1_j6atbcd wrote

Not really necessary for hand stuff, but everyone’s kinks are different I guess.

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damon_modnar t1_j6bdyou wrote

Ask a member for a hand with your member.

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porzox t1_j6ced2s wrote

Good place

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Isioustes t1_j6akq3r wrote

I reduced these prices by placing big orders. They now serve just as a gloomy reminder of my lack of sex life.

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