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SilverRathalosMHFU t1_j5epk5p wrote
1961 for the auto strap and 1970 for the lull-a-baby car hammock
ranger51 t1_j5fc1yd wrote
Yeah with inflation you can’t buy a front seat strap for tots for anywhere near $1.88 today
eladarling t1_j5fcglg wrote
My grandmother told us about how when she was a baby (30s?) she rode in one of these across the country with her family.
purple358 t1_j5ercds wrote
Prevent spills from sudden stops
EasilyMechanical t1_j5g9jfe wrote
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SkylarAV t1_j5eujez wrote
Fuck I can't imagine coming across car wrecks with babies splattered across the inside
GetInZeWagen t1_j5evkc0 wrote
I kind of wonder if it's better than any alternative in the time period. Cars had no crumple zones, no air bags, all metal dashboards, lap belts only at best, and thin pillars and door panels. Maybe suspended in the center of the car was the safest place for a baby lol
theneedfull t1_j5fagk2 wrote
I don't know if I've wrapped my head around the physics of it, but I'm pretty sure that a sudden crash would just swing the baby up into the roof of the car with the same force of the impact. The hammock doesn't really take anything significant off that momentum, it just changes the direction. And I would think the roof of those old cars would be a lot more solid and unforgiving than the back of the seat.
GetInZeWagen t1_j5fdqw9 wrote
I was joking it's not safe lol
theneedfull t1_j5fdvyg wrote
I mean, nothing was safe back then. Cars were death traps of you got into a wreck.
GetInZeWagen t1_j5ffgzw wrote
I did also say that?
theneedfull t1_j5ffk13 wrote
Yes you did.
zonggestsu t1_j5fdn3a wrote
I don't necessarily think the baby would go to the roof, but instead would go 90° from it's resting point to it's direction of movement, which would be that of the vehicle's before it comes to a sudden stop. Of course this also depends on how high the axis of rotation is, where the hammock tied. Another worry would be if the baby would hit the seats in a crash or can the ropes withstand the sudden strain caused by the crash.
Edit: changing wording to explain thought better
AlJameson64 t1_j5fl1sn wrote
In the simplest physics of a a front-end collision with an immovable object, the baby would go from resting point to 90 degrees at the speed the car was travelling; that's true. However, now the baby has angular momentum equal to that speed, and nothing would stop it rotating at the 90-degree point. If there's enough distance from the anchor points to the roof, it would spin all the way around, repeatedly until air resistance and friction slowed it to a stop. If not? Yeah, it would stop at the roof of the car.
dasookwat t1_j5g3laq wrote
this would imply a theoretical instant stop situation, where the car it self
and whatever it hits, would not deform. If there's any crumpling of things going on, the car would not stop in an instance, and instead slow down really fast. this compensates for moving over the 90" point depending on how much time it takes for the baby to reach the 90" angle, vs the time it takes the car to stop.
dasookwat t1_j5g300m wrote
my guess would be, the baby would be the safest person in a frontal impact car crash because the hammock is somewhat stretchy. a frontal impact would move the hammock forward, and stay there long enough to stop going to the roof. but the baby has no real impact injury because there is no travel distance for the baby. Unless ofcourse the hammock is not strong enough. Then there will be a baby sized projectile going through the front window.
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theneedfull t1_j5gpqes wrote
Think of a punching bag. And you push it crazy hard. Yes, it starts by going forward, but then it swings up. That's what happens here.
fourfourzero t1_j5g0cdt wrote
literally zero people used seatbelts until they were made mandatory in 1985.
mel_cache t1_j5hlrje wrote
Not true. BF and I started very deliberately after a drunk driver literally tore off the front of his car in a Tbone, leaving his toes in mid-air. If he hadn’t been wearing his he would have died, he just happened to put it on that time. This was in early 1973.
Singaya t1_j5ghhro wrote
My brother and I used to ride in the upper sleeping area of the camper, above the cab of the truck, "Cliff Burton-style" and we didn't complain. Kids today.
negativeyoda t1_j5kedvn wrote
My family used them as did friends and everyone I ever rode in cars with. That law happened when I was approaching junior high and I was confused because it never occurred to me there might be holdouts
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ErikaFoxelot t1_j5fkstk wrote
Jesus. Imagine being the poor 10 year old who’s mommy still ties him into the car on the ride to school.
quirkyhermit t1_j5etqpb wrote
Elders: respect us, because we are wiser than you
Also elders: let's put this baby in a sling for maximum momentum
GetInZeWagen t1_j5evedt wrote
Also also elders: well those of us who survived are here to talk about it so it was fine!!
ilesliec t1_j5etjns wrote
Ahhh… the infamous ’sling-shot’ bed!!
bknhs t1_j5f1278 wrote
We had a station wagon with a rear facing flip up seat in the back of the cargo area. I used to love sitting back there looking at all the drivers behind us. God save us if we were ever rear ended though.
Although the safety features weren’t like todays, the earliest cars I remember didn’t even have seatbelts, but there was also much less cars on the road back then. The serious accidents were still horrific and the chances of survival were nil. Growing up I had a family friend who was a paramedic and when I was old enough I heard some of the stories of the crashes he had been to and those images are still seared into my memory 30+ years later.
tom8osauce t1_j5g32jz wrote
I also grew up riding in he rear facing station wagon seat. I alway say it’s why I’ve never suffered from motion sickness.
SirLoopy007 t1_j5he6yk wrote
Funny, cause my wife blames riding in these backwards for her motion sickness.
EveryDayImPublishin t1_j5esu8b wrote
Chevy catapult?
hugeuvula t1_j5evp10 wrote
$1.88 would have kept me from slamming my face into the dashboard when I was 2 or 3. Mom said I left teeth marks in it.
Jarmake t1_j5exhva wrote
I remember when I was a kid and my relatives had cars with no seatbelts or no seatbelts on the back seats. And I think they were legal at the time. It wasn't long before the law required seatbelts on cars.
BigHobbit t1_j5f2f4b wrote
My mom had a picture of me as a baby in my first car seat back in 75 that was just a foldable lawn chair seat with a bare metal cross bar.
Safety hadn't been invented yet.
typesett t1_j5h9tnp wrote
life was different back then
hell it was different in the 80s
im still confused if i need to use the seat belt for the back seat or not
ladyparanoia t1_j5f4b03 wrote
$1.88 is about around $8 today… good deal
To_enrich_my_life_17 t1_j5eoxe0 wrote
It seems seatbelts didn't exist back then
Fynn_the_Finger t1_j5eqlnu wrote
My dad collects antique cars, he has to add after market seatbelts to a lot of them.
[deleted] t1_j5esy33 wrote
Had a friend with a mostly accurate restoration '68 1/2 fastback Mustang, and just about everyone begged him to put shoulder belts and headrests in it. It was popularly called the Whiplash Machine. He didn't drive crazy, either, but it was a fairly abrupt car.
sir-alpaca t1_j5f0tt8 wrote
My dad had a '59 vw bus, without seatbelts. He told me it was illegal to put seatbelts in, because there were no hardpoints on the seats. I don't know how true that was. Se non e vero, e ben trovato
sixoklok t1_j5g9lgo wrote
Not true. It's a twisted way of saying even if he had installed them, it still wouldn't meet safety codes.
Gdiacrane t1_j5es14o wrote
In the 00's we had a 1985 toyota starlet without seatbelts in the back seat. By dutch law the car was old enough for it not to be a requirement. We drove all the way to spain and back without getting stopped too.
SilverRathalosMHFU t1_j5eqg92 wrote
They did, but they weren't a legal requirement
shiftdnb t1_j5eubv8 wrote
They basically didn’t. I remember in the late 70s staying up in the back seat like that one picture but with no strap. I used to lean on the back with my arms up in the top of the seats just lounging.
JackZodiac2008 t1_j5exmnr wrote
The bottom one looks pretty decent if the speed limit is 25. And you get to leash walk your 10 year old. Win win
samstown23 t1_j5fn20z wrote
You joke but this was a real concern back then. Lots of deaths and serious injuries from getting thrown around in the car in otherwise survivable lower speed impacts.
My parents were rather particular about me wearing a seatbelt, even though that wasn't necessarily the norm at the time. Of course 3yo me wasn't too happy about it but that changed after my dad hit the brakes once and I hit the backrest of the front seat. I actually think he did it deliberately to teach me a lesson and it likely wasn't half as bad as I remember it but that was a time when cars didn't necessarily have seatbelts and people came up with the most ludicrous excuses not to wear them if they did.
Kafeen t1_j5g8osx wrote
You've got to wonder what car beds were available before the hammock that made that the safest ever.
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Unfair-Thought5814 t1_j5f9zb2 wrote
Had a harness like this as a small child.
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Skip1six t1_j5g0zbc wrote
It’s amazing that boomers survived isn’t it, but we did. Muahahahhaha
SirThatsCuba t1_j5g84oc wrote
I want that hammock for my desk. Put my feet up underneath. Someone call the hammock district
qetral t1_j5gadot wrote
RIP
Alematrix3r t1_j5ge4ic wrote
Interestingly enough, the hammock does make a little sense, as in the event of a crash the forward momentum would be converted into rotational momentum (considering that its a forward crash and not a side crash, and that the material can handle the forces) there was actually a prototype made long time ago for babies that was like a capsule that would close and spin, the baby would have been dizzy but safe, no idea what happened to that prototype. The string though its absurd as it would be a whiplash for the poor kid
AllyBeth t1_j5hpqer wrote
I vaguely remember on the show ‘American Inventor’ there was a guy who made what was basically a gyro bowl car seat.
ChaosTV44 t1_j5gn9m0 wrote
Let's say ,not that I would do that, the car runs in a wall wit full speed what would happen just Teoreticly
Creative-Pumpkin9156 t1_j5gzvit wrote
Imagine going off the road and you're in a hammock in the back...
thatsithlurker t1_j5hjvn0 wrote
We called it the baby dicer.
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mattilulu t1_j5ipz0j wrote
$1.88?? Why not?
WH0SAYSTHISSHIT t1_j5j42zb wrote
I just use ratchet straps. That way you can control how far baby can fly through the windshield.
ShouldersBBoulders t1_j5eyb0w wrote
And yet we somehow lived. The strong ones, anyhow. XD
ShouldersBBoulders t1_j5eyhmi wrote
Before a "Launcher" was just a thing on your phone.
rtodd23 t1_j5hhiuz wrote
Ten year olds, Dude
wookiee_borg t1_j5i2h1t wrote
My first car seat was the plastic booster I sat in at dinner. And I definitely rode sitting on the floor of a station wagon more than once - three up front, four in the back seat, two on the floor, and two more in the hatch with the swimming gear.
AttractivestDuckwing t1_j5eo6ch wrote
Would love to know what year this was from.