Submitted by thebelsnickle1991 t3_11bijb1 in gadgets
kermitRKO t1_j9y1frl wrote
Hardly a laptop, that’s a clam shell desk top. You’d crush your bloody legs having that on your lap.
FjordExplorher t1_j9y61dm wrote
I don't know about that. My wife's 100+ pounds and I'm usually pretty happy if she's on my lap.
Fluffy-Wombat t1_j9yl66h wrote
She’s also got a great clam shell
Runswithbeertoo t1_j9yo1ct wrote
She’s not as easy to turn on as my laptop though.
Frosti-Feet t1_ja1i95y wrote
Yeah but she runs just as hot
357FireDragon357 t1_ja23ilh wrote
Nah, judging by the comments, she has a lot of fans.
CantWantIt t1_ja29yoz wrote
Does she have 43 inches????
Logpile98 t1_ja8y7df wrote
Best OP can do is 4.3 inches
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12345CodeToMyLuggage t1_ja1s9xz wrote
And costs half the price
Touchit88 t1_ja2jx1a wrote
As hot or ass hot?
TheTinRam t1_ja3ae7b wrote
She needs more than only fans to cool her off
Dafiro93 t1_j9yquos wrote
Have you tried pressing the clit button?
NPCwithnopurpose t1_j9zdvyk wrote
Are you assuming she’s a ThinkPad?
EdGee89 t1_ja1dfuc wrote
Not if she's blonde.
geronimosykes t1_ja0atfz wrote
Tried, couldn’t find it
Shurigin t1_ja28j6e wrote
Really good at Unzipping files though
AkirIkasu t1_j9zddcx wrote
I'm not an expert on women, but I don't think they're supposed to have shells.
loulouana t1_ja0vk5t wrote
It’s okay as long as they don’t sell them on the seashore.
Annadae t1_j9zjix9 wrote
And an other port as well
orangutanoz t1_ja1yup9 wrote
There’s three ports mate.
Blinx-182 t1_j9zpynh wrote
She sells seashells by the seashore😮
CoolestNebraskanEver t1_j9yepac wrote
Me too
amibeingadick420 t1_j9yet0s wrote
Me too
Rich_Homie_Tom t1_ja0i5mn wrote
Me too
OGDonglover69 t1_ja1k6ti wrote
Me too🥧
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LifeInLaffy t1_ja1eh23 wrote
Our wife
CoolestNebraskanEver t1_ja1eiya wrote
Ok Borat
LilWalsh t1_j9yfpan wrote
I also choose this guys wife
PoopIsAlwaysSunny t1_j9z5kt3 wrote
I also choose this guys dead wife on my lap
MyPronounIsGarbage t1_ja048cr wrote
Underrated reference
TyRoSwoe t1_j9yp4km wrote
Technically if she is 400lbs, she is 100+. Just saying…
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ghostly_shark t1_j9zz1ee wrote
Oh yeah well my wife is 200+ pounds
schwanball t1_ja18rx9 wrote
6’4”?
ghostly_shark t1_ja1amx9 wrote
4’ 11”
Godplaysriki t1_ja2i5ds wrote
Lil chubster
WonderWheeler t1_ja19xn8 wrote
That is furniture! Plywood top and bottom. Just needs some folding table legs and a big suitcase handle!
PatchworkFlames t1_j9zwjyy wrote
I’m also pretty happy when your wife is on my lap.
Cloud2319 t1_ja0qaz2 wrote
I also choose this guys 100+ pound wife!
jjj49er t1_ja0v63w wrote
I think we need an independent opinion. Send your wife to my house with the laptop, and I'll figure out who's right.
abdab909 t1_ja1rgv4 wrote
I’m also happy when this person’s wife is on my lap
oouttatime t1_j9zh7z8 wrote
Asked for that one
TequilaMagic t1_ja22m4c wrote
My man with the wisdom!
A1000eisn1 t1_ja2ddqw wrote
Simple solution: put a butt on the laptop.
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kessa1111 t1_j9yi42q wrote
Saw the build video (I'm a fan), and they did indeed put that whole thing on Katelyn's legs and she was using it. Although it took two people to put it there and I'm guessing it wasn't for very long.
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innkeeper_77 t1_j9z3enp wrote
It totally can if you are a giant…..
The project is ENTIRELY for being silly. Their criteria was that it needed to function as a laptop, with internal batteries and everything. Others have made larger “worlds largest laptops” but they weren’t internally powered, one massive one at a trade show even had a rear projection ROOM. (See hackadays recent article on this for that one) - this laptop is useless, the keyboard is even unusable big…. But it DOES all function so theoretically a giant could use it as a laptop.
j_dog99 t1_j9y8ltm wrote
Hardly a desktop, that's a whole desk
JustSomeoneCurious t1_ja0qkcx wrote
Welp, I guess the designers took desktop literally with this laptop
BloomEPU t1_j9y8aax wrote
The people who made it tested it out in their youtube video, I think they had to wear some kind of leg padding.
Shanhaevel t1_ja2dmr7 wrote
My thoughts exactly. There is no point to this thing.
ChunkYards t1_ja2c3qy wrote
It’s made of wood .
Suekru t1_ja2scq5 wrote
I mean. 100 pounds on your lap isn’t not that bad. People sit on each other all the time lol
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