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squidwardsweatyballs t1_jebdo8g wrote

Mario has had one too many mushrooms. If he keeps going, no one up is gonna save him.

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astute_asshole t1_jebkj4a wrote

That’s not Mario, it’s his syphilitic crack addled cousin Giuseppe.

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MJCarnage t1_jebklvq wrote

Mario if he was voiced by chris pratt

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Onixall t1_jec6clk wrote

WANTED

Mario Bro

first degree murder of hundred of dozens of minions

enslavement of yoshis

arson

property damage

littering

multiple escapes from the cas- i mean prison

​

2'6"

red shirt with blue overalls

last seen near the moon, objected to my wedding again

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FoolsandCorpses t1_jebfvqo wrote

No you didn’t, that’s not Mario…..

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Knucklesthechuckles OP t1_jebfxwh wrote

Whos that then?

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FoolsandCorpses t1_jebg2ln wrote

I have no idea, you drew it.

but it’s not Mario.

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RichterRicochet t1_jedm5xr wrote

It's clearly Luigi. I mean, look at the mustache, it's in one piece.

And, you can see the hatred in his eyes from being second banana for all those years.

He's ready to kill.

He's ready to maim.

He's ready to eviscerate.

He's Luigi, and he's coming.

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StoneRule t1_jebqy35 wrote

Mario finally found out that Peach let’s herself get kidnapped to get her 🍑 filled.

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TalkOk3370 t1_jebw8bp wrote

Mario got sent to berserk

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reenign3 t1_jec153s wrote

Uhh, That is clearly Peppino Spaghetti

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I_Marquosius t1_jebkkzy wrote

It's as if this is a Mario from a parallel Mushroom Kingdom that has fallen under a Fascist Bowser regime, where Mario is the everyman, blue-collar worker who has been repressed for far too long under the oppressive order.

Now, Mario is bringing forth a rebellion against Vozhd Bowser and his army to bring forth a more free and secure nation through a revolution, alongside his allies. Will the stress take it's toll? That bulging vein in his temple says "Yes".

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hamnotspam2 t1_jebro6h wrote

19k ultra hd 9840p hd Pc game mario

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GloomyAd6459 t1_jebsunc wrote

Looks like the style of Don Rosa

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shawnikaros t1_jebtg40 wrote

He looks like he's watching that one specific scene from FMA for the first time

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ri-mackin t1_jebx51j wrote

Starting chris pratt

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Spirited_Drawer_7860 t1_jebypuy wrote

Mario after I shut down my Nintendo and he can’t eat mushrooms (he really likes mushrooms)

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Firvulag t1_jec4f5l wrote

Mario if he was a lighthouse keeper

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Notalurkeripromise t1_jec9gfp wrote

This is the Mario that remembers every single life he's ever lived and died in, from every player and every game associated with his name...he does not fear death because no, death is not the end for him. He fears existence itself

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Arnumor t1_jeccloa wrote

This really reminds me of the old animated Hobbit and LOTR movies, in a good way. Or something like The Last Unicorn.

The minute details, although they tend to make the subjects look timeworn or ugly, are beautiful because of how much time and attention they must take, I think. They always gave me sort of a woven, durable impression, which makes sense for something like the dwarves in LOTR. I'd say it makes sense for Mario, too.

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dinoroo t1_jecf2zg wrote

That’s newigi

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Listogast t1_jecgxmn wrote

Mario after working a 70 hour week.

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Giygas_8000 t1_jecik73 wrote

Super Mario RTX (search it)

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warmbowski t1_jeckez4 wrote

AI request: “Do Mario in the style of Miyazaki!”

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Zenox55 t1_jeckptb wrote

this is what the Vanoss Crew sees when there is a “Pablo” reference

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Alarming_Victory602 t1_jeclkz6 wrote

Mario heard what markiplier said in gmod and is now traumatized

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FinsterFolly t1_jecll32 wrote

Looks like old school zipatone sheets.

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mm2_gamer t1_jeculo4 wrote

I thought I was on a political subreddit and a drawing of a Jew

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Usesourname t1_jecyja4 wrote

You sure that's not Arthur Shelby

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40calpat t1_jed5ua6 wrote

Looks like WWII propaganda

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JohnnySpoons82 t1_jed7dja wrote

Yoshi’s behind him like: I’m sorry Mario

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Stackenbl0cken t1_jeda0us wrote

I think this belongs in r/oddlyterrifying

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OldeeMayson t1_jedbp3c wrote

Dude...he looks like my father without glasses.

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NanzLo- t1_jedbyhb wrote

That’s Mari-oh shit

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Lord_Alex12 t1_jedcs2e wrote

itsa me MariOH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-

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I-like-pie-- t1_jedibe7 wrote

Mario been hitting them mushrooms. But really, nice work.

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ThenotoriousBIT t1_jedilsz wrote

He’s seeing the mushroom kingdom everywhere

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briareus08 t1_jedt0yg wrote

Love this! Getting some Ghibli / old school anime vibes

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IronCoffins- t1_jedzlj8 wrote

Lost brother from guy from Lon Lon Ranch

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PrA2107 t1_jee1wd7 wrote

Mario with aids

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Shibe_4 t1_jee3y0v wrote

Mario: i know your ip adress

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haxic t1_jeehtge wrote

That’s an eye-popping nose

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Master_Oogway1527 t1_jeei9wo wrote

Mario has had one to many panzerschokolades it seems

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FussiestBelt874 t1_jeejeqe wrote

Mario's mother is calling him to talk about his search history.

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pinkie5839 t1_jef9l2d wrote

That looks nothing like Chris Pratt.

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