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SKallies1987 t1_iuj14bc wrote

Every second I play of the game, it puts $1 directly into my bank account.

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oliferro t1_iuj67pw wrote

That's pretty much what being a streamer is

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ladanyilatz t1_iuj2831 wrote

Surely EA won't create something like this

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TheVolcanado t1_iuj59ow wrote

If anything they'll start charging people 5 bucks a minute for 5 minutes and a dollar each additional minute.

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TheVolcanado t1_iuj4thi wrote

A cross platform blacklist that does hardware perma-bans on cheaters across all systems and accounts.

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[deleted] t1_iuja5fg wrote

I want a survival mechanic where what you eat and drink matters more than refueling a bar by X amount.

Did you just eat three wheels of cheese? You're gonna be on the shitter all night pal.

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Maggo6452 OP t1_iujab71 wrote

My character would hate me for making him eat jalapeños 24/7

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LocalAfter4312 t1_iuj7id5 wrote

A world populated by organic-adaptive AI that genuinely changes as you play.

Beat a section where an evil wizard was trying to take over a country? That's okay, the two NPCs who rule the nations to the west decided to engage in a war because Country A wants smaller Country Bs resources or is pissed a prince won't marry their xenophobic classist princess. Sort that out. Oh, while you were stopping evil wizard, magiscientist NPC independently invented a new type of sword that's also a taser. And NONE of this was preprogrammed, they're just being virtual people. Have fun.

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FloopityMcGee t1_iujguba wrote

Holographic fully animated pokemon battles/magic: the gathering duels

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Maggo6452 OP t1_iuj0zlt wrote

For me it would be truly immersive VR. Like those tiny buttons from black mirror attached to your head

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KimTe63 t1_iuj5625 wrote

Punch my opponent through the screen if they get too annoying

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TheyCallMeQBert t1_iuj5z6t wrote

Somewhere in the future, a Holodeck Jizzmopper 3rd Class just shuddered before donning their uniform

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DataDrifterOFC t1_iujv9e5 wrote

Pauseable multiplayer 😄

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OfficeWorm t1_iujvu6r wrote

If you're a Dota 2 player this already exists.

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Maggo6452 OP t1_iujw59z wrote

Just imagine 64 people on one map and everybody has to Pause if one guy presses pause

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Deep9one t1_iuk1pqb wrote

a first person shooter with decent gore, and i mean serious gore and ballistics, let me use a 12 gauge with buckshot at close range to blow a guys leg off or to put a hole in his chest, let me use a machine gun to literally cut a guys feet off so he cant walk or let me use hitlers buzzsaw to cut some hands and arms off so the soldiers cant fire.

None of this ah you tapped me in the head so my entire head is gone, no i want calibers to offer different wounds

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SnixPlaysAlot t1_iuj17px wrote

A vr game where you can work in a shoe store to sell shoes, and you can also sell shoe polish!.

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Examination_Dismal t1_iuj21ed wrote

Seek help

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Hudds83 t1_iujejbx wrote

Tbf, if you said 15 years ago that people would play pressure washer simulators and lawn mowing simulators I'd have said you were crazy.

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TheVolcanado t1_iujgn9e wrote

If your kid ever asks for the definition of irony, point out that he plays lawn mower simulator and yet refuses to mow the lawn. I'm thinking the entire dev team for that game probably had issues with their dads.

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Maggo6452 OP t1_iuj1ebe wrote

Oooook……..that last sentence made it r/suspiciouslyspecific……. Also I wouldn’t want to clean that suit. But A for effort

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TheVolcanado t1_iujg4ms wrote

You can play that game at Blitz and Chits. It's called Roy.

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Notthesharkfromjaws t1_iuj49zf wrote

>Also if you feel like killing them you can.

I was thinking, you know, I probably would like that.... then you said that.

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HazardIsFunny t1_iuj34f3 wrote

Pretty sure this already exists. A German/Japanese thing.

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