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SKallies1987 t1_iuj14bc wrote
Every second I play of the game, it puts $1 directly into my bank account.
SnixPlaysAlot t1_iuj17px wrote
A vr game where you can work in a shoe store to sell shoes, and you can also sell shoe polish!.
Maggo6452 OP t1_iuj1ebe wrote
Oooook……..that last sentence made it r/suspiciouslyspecific……. Also I wouldn’t want to clean that suit. But A for effort
Examination_Dismal t1_iuj21ed wrote
Seek help
ladanyilatz t1_iuj2831 wrote
Surely EA won't create something like this
HazardIsFunny t1_iuj34f3 wrote
Pretty sure this already exists. A German/Japanese thing.
Notthesharkfromjaws t1_iuj49zf wrote
>Also if you feel like killing them you can.
I was thinking, you know, I probably would like that.... then you said that.
TheVolcanado t1_iuj4thi wrote
A cross platform blacklist that does hardware perma-bans on cheaters across all systems and accounts.
TheVolcanado t1_iuj59ow wrote
If anything they'll start charging people 5 bucks a minute for 5 minutes and a dollar each additional minute.
BlackLantern57 t1_iuj5pjx wrote
Seamless space to ground combat like what was originally Star Wars Battlefront 3
Couchfist95 t1_iuj5xz3 wrote
Could've said full immersion VR and sounded a fair bit less... odd.
TheyCallMeQBert t1_iuj5z6t wrote
Somewhere in the future, a Holodeck Jizzmopper 3rd Class just shuddered before donning their uniform
oliferro t1_iuj67pw wrote
That's pretty much what being a streamer is
SnixPlaysAlot t1_iuj6g7p wrote
Not sure why this sounds odd?..
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LocalAfter4312 t1_iuj7id5 wrote
A world populated by organic-adaptive AI that genuinely changes as you play.
Beat a section where an evil wizard was trying to take over a country? That's okay, the two NPCs who rule the nations to the west decided to engage in a war because Country A wants smaller Country Bs resources or is pissed a prince won't marry their xenophobic classist princess. Sort that out. Oh, while you were stopping evil wizard, magiscientist NPC independently invented a new type of sword that's also a taser. And NONE of this was preprogrammed, they're just being virtual people. Have fun.
Maggo6452 OP t1_iujab71 wrote
My character would hate me for making him eat jalapeños 24/7
MountainDiscipline85 t1_iujbmkk wrote
I think Crusader Kings can fulfill this request but with a medieval setting😁
HCallahan2211 t1_iujbtq9 wrote
Consistent hitboxes
No-You-420-69 t1_iujebtb wrote
He would get adjusted. It’s 5,000 scoville lol
Hudds83 t1_iujejbx wrote
Tbf, if you said 15 years ago that people would play pressure washer simulators and lawn mowing simulators I'd have said you were crazy.
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TheVolcanado t1_iujg4ms wrote
You can play that game at Blitz and Chits. It's called Roy.
TheVolcanado t1_iujgn9e wrote
If your kid ever asks for the definition of irony, point out that he plays lawn mower simulator and yet refuses to mow the lawn. I'm thinking the entire dev team for that game probably had issues with their dads.
FloopityMcGee t1_iujguba wrote
Holographic fully animated pokemon battles/magic: the gathering duels
WangnanJahad t1_iujj30m wrote
Dwarf Fortress sorta satisfies this itch, kinda.
Noplumbingexperience t1_iujrmoj wrote
Not seamless
stopbanningmesrsly t1_iujuamy wrote
Star Citizen is seamless
DataDrifterOFC t1_iujv9e5 wrote
Pauseable multiplayer 😄
OfficeWorm t1_iujvu6r wrote
If you're a Dota 2 player this already exists.
Maggo6452 OP t1_iujw59z wrote
Just imagine 64 people on one map and everybody has to Pause if one guy presses pause
DataDrifterOFC t1_iujyd6v wrote
Ikr? Glorious! And makes the moms around world happy.
Deep9one t1_iuk1pqb wrote
a first person shooter with decent gore, and i mean serious gore and ballistics, let me use a 12 gauge with buckshot at close range to blow a guys leg off or to put a hole in his chest, let me use a machine gun to literally cut a guys feet off so he cant walk or let me use hitlers buzzsaw to cut some hands and arms off so the soldiers cant fire.
None of this ah you tapped me in the head so my entire head is gone, no i want calibers to offer different wounds
Maggo6452 OP t1_iuj0zlt wrote
For me it would be truly immersive VR. Like those tiny buttons from black mirror attached to your head