TikkiTakiTomtom t1_ir7e8oz wrote
People make jokes but there’s different swimming strategies employed by fish and other marine animals dependent on their anatomy (big dorsal fin etc)
For example:
- whales and dolphins swallow the water in front of them and the force of it pulls them forward
- starfish require the symbiotic assistance of teenage mutant ninja sea turtles to throw them like throwing stars
- speaking of which certain species of sharks discovered in the 90’s traverse are highly complex and sophisticated, traversing only via bikes and roller skates
- polar bears propel themselves like squid using their farts but because they just float atop the water they’re more like the Portuguese man of war which also fires off a brigade of farts
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