Fishinabowl11 t1_iu1fw5r wrote on October 27, 2022 at 9:02 PM

Reply to comment by Alabussy in A hippo at the Cincinnati Zoo enjoys a seasonal snack. by Alabussy

Tell me more about these killer vending machines.

GarretTheGrey t1_iu1ym4s wrote on October 27, 2022 at 11:19 PM

When your drink gets stuck, you shake the machine to loosen it, therefore fucking around. More people have been finding out than with sharks for the last two decades or so.

IAMBUDE t1_iu3syu6 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 10:35 AM

It seems there is a direct correlation between fucking around and finding out as explained here.

ShakyFtSlasher t1_iu1pciq wrote on October 27, 2022 at 10:08 PM

A lot of people die from vending machines tipping over on them.

Use_The_Sauce t1_iu3qsk0 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 10:07 AM

Good news for the vending machine is it had a human break it’s fall.

KittensMeow666 t1_iu224a3 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 11:46 PM

*SLAPS HIPPO * you see this baby right here, eats away you're enemy's skulls like a ninja blender. It pays for it self.