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Neat_Petite t1_izoas5f wrote
Bruce in a Spruce.
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qawsedrf12 t1_izoeaic wrote
i love that you didnt half-ass it
you went whole ass
Welcome to the party, pal !
spacepeenuts t1_izohcdq wrote
Not a Christmas movie though
CodingLazily t1_izomd2s wrote
I've never seen Die Hard but whenever I see references to it it's always this vent scene thing. What's that about?
Metal_Monkey42 t1_izouh8w wrote
Willis gunna Kill us.
Metal_Monkey42 t1_izouw3j wrote
Next year you need a toy police car on the floor with a doll smashed into the roof, and a window up in the tree with John staring back down.
Bonus points if the angel is the roof exploding with him swinging from a fire hose.
The more I think about it, the more you could theme the whole tree around that movie... To the point that I'd do the Nakatomi plaza building in place of a tree altogether in the end if I went for it.
Now someone will make this into the new fake xmas tree business idea of the century and I just gave it away...
altcodeinterrobang t1_izp2bh7 wrote
It's a fun scene
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Mysterious-Space6793 t1_izp7jhh wrote
It’s a Christmas movie.
griftertm t1_izpdyw7 wrote
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like
globefish23 t1_izpt0nd wrote
I have one as well, but with different images of that scene on each end, so it can turn around while hanging.
Pseudoburbia t1_izpxyxg wrote
I had to go buy all new lights this year. The colored led christmas lights are weirdly different and don’t feel right. Anyone else?
gRizzletheMagi t1_izpywp9 wrote
Yeah isn't this super old?
popaluka t1_izpz635 wrote
The BEST Christmas movie!
DrMcDr t1_izq07ad wrote
Yes! I said this to my friends and family a few years back and got looked at like I'm nuts.
To me, they have an extra intensity to them. A sort of radiance that make them feel like almost a little too much to look at sometimes. String lights of old had like a more gentle vibe or something
airbornchaos t1_izq2yty wrote
For real, The premise is that McClain lives in New York. He's separated from his wife who now lives 2500 miles away in Los Angeles. The movie opens with him flying to visit for Christmas where he will arrive just in time for his wife's office Christmas party. Terrorists take the entire office hostage, and occupy the skyscraper, but McClain is the wildcard NY cop who wages a guerilla war against the terrorists in the building.
The scene in question, he's barefoot, hiding from terrorists in an air vent he barely fits in, and lost. He opens his lighter to see where he is and mockingly says says, "Come Out To The Coast! We’ll Get Together, Have A Few Laughs," presumably a line his wife used to get him in this predicament. The scene changes as he closes the lighter and the sound gives away his position(yet his voice does not, somehow. It's an action flick Christmas movie, don't read too much into it.)
NightofTheLivingZed t1_izq4qj7 wrote
Aaand now I have Gunship - When You Grow Up Your Heart Dies stuck in my head.
Vofflujarn t1_izq77w8 wrote
I am a tinsmith and made my self and for few of my friends a John McClane in an airduct out of real sheet metal. With the lockings of them and all that. Just small enough to put it on the christmas tree.
FatWalrus004 t1_izqbw9y wrote
Agreed. Were lights expensive for yall too this year? I easily spent $300 at the store without realizing it
Stamm1983 t1_izqgtkv wrote
This guy, this is not my kinda guy
drgonzodan t1_izqh1s4 wrote
I hope Bruce had a good day wherever he is
joexgould t1_izqhbzq wrote
The only Christmas movie
msnmck t1_izqiv40 wrote
Thank you for this.
I've really got to watch it sometime.
The only thing I watch every Christmas is the Johnny Bravo Christmas episode.
DirtDiver1983 t1_izqk78p wrote
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?
sexdrugswine89 OP t1_izqp0rh wrote
sexdrugswine89 OP t1_izqp6bi wrote
Yes, I clairvoyantly took this picture a super old time long ago
dopiqob t1_izqpbzz wrote
Mm address? ;-*
sexdrugswine89 OP t1_izqpgkr wrote
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SpaceFace11 t1_izqr95s wrote
People would 100% buy these in masses
sexdrugswine89 OP t1_izqrd3v wrote
People hate when they are on r/quityourbs
dopiqob t1_izqup36 wrote
())::::::D made you a rocket ship :)
Draghar t1_izqy6ex wrote
haha, rekt
Agent223 t1_izr08h4 wrote
Is that your final answer?
arothmanmusic t1_izr4vmp wrote
I made one of those for my wife several years ago. It's still on the tree every year.
ThrivingBob t1_izr5jn0 wrote
Literally what I was saying in my head
ThrivingBob t1_izr5r6r wrote
I thought it was the light going out from the lighter but no big best Christmas movie ever
spacepeenuts t1_izr6qjb wrote
No, even Bruce said it wasn’t a Christmas movie.
TehOwn t1_izr6rkx wrote
Just watch it already. It's Christmas!
DustinCoughman t1_izr8umc wrote
I was super sad to see Bruce willi come out in an award show and say that "die hard isn't a Christmas movie... It's a Bruce willi movie..."
Agent223 t1_izrahwp wrote
Set around Christmas time, has Christmas songs in the soundtrack, the plot depends on it being Christmas time. It's a holiday redemption story in the style of an action movie. Bruce Willis can think what he pleases but that doesn't change what it very obviously is. Other than Bruce Willis' opinion, what makes you think it's not a Christmas movie?
PoliteCanadian2 t1_izrb8of wrote
Omg you have to watch it lol.
bertrenolds5 t1_izrdt7i wrote
Pictures or it's not true
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gRizzletheMagi t1_izreeht wrote
My bad, it's a super old concept though
eRazorVL t1_izrefam wrote
God damn. Ok, my apologies
fuck_the_fuckin_mods t1_izrldra wrote
They’re LEDs… the old filament bulbs are much more pleasant. My favorites are the big glass C9 ones (for your house) that have an opaque coating. The new ones are all transparent, dyed plastic (and LED) and the color intensity and brightness is just too much.
Haquestions4 t1_izrpav8 wrote
I think it was his roast and after he said that I kinda thought that he deserved the roast...
Haquestions4 t1_izrpgav wrote
Agree. I have one too.
Egononbaptizote t1_izru57r wrote
They're probably just confusing your gif with one of the gifs that are nearly exactly the same.
It isn't really their fault you made an identical gif to one you both saw before.
sexdrugswine89 OP t1_izruk1a wrote
You'll need to link that gif to actually have a point
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user201410 t1_izt4anc wrote
This made my day one Christmas season long ago.
https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/afn1p4/my_friend_and_i_replaced_christmas_with_brucemas/
Vofflujarn t1_iztep9y wrote
Sorry its a crappy photo that one of my friends took. My own John McClane is in the attic because I don't decorate my tree until the 23. of december.
I can if you dont belive me send a photo on that day with my handwritten note with said date and proof it too you.
Edit: Spelling.
trucorsair t1_j0uifyq wrote
“Come out to the coast. We’ll get together. Have a few laughs…”
Dry_Contribution3395 t1_izo7nom wrote
I don’t know who that is. Dick in a box?