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zaphodmonkey t1_j0sj7qo wrote

Oh man this takes me back to the ascii porn usenets of the early 90’s.

And when the playboy channel was justvisible enough on cable.

Fuck I’m old.

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Nazamroth t1_j0tnvdq wrote

Wait ASCII porn?

Was it so large that the it all blended into just a black and white picture, or were people getting turned on by actual ASCII characters?

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zyygh t1_j0to0mr wrote

The latter.

You have to understand humanity's biggest talent: to use absolutely any medium, no matter how primitive or inconvenient, for sexual gratification.

Once people invested time into making ASCII art, it was inevitable that they'd be making ASCII porn.

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Acualux t1_j0u097l wrote

Which poses the following question: if nuclear fusion gave us the possibility to have the best sexual gratification humans have ever tasted experienced, how long ago would we have obtained it?

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silver2k5 t1_j0uab5n wrote

They just recently gotten the first net positive fusion reaction in November I believe from a lab in California. It was something like 2 megajoules in and 3 out.

We are getting close, but will it be in time?

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Acualux t1_j0ugz1e wrote

The 2 megajoules that everyone talks about is the resulting laser energy that shoot the 500 megajoule system...

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ipinchforeskins t1_j0v1jji wrote

>You have to understand humanity's biggest talent: to use absolutely any medium, no matter how primitive or inconvenient, for sexual gratification.

Nothing like a nice homemade drawing of a big breasted lady or if you're fond of nature, a nice tree hollow that will resemble a vagina if you squint.

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SchipholRijk t1_j0uarpq wrote

This takes me back to the 70's when we used outputs like this to test hardware configurations.

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tesdfan17 t1_j0waaoo wrote

Watching scrambled sex court was a teenage past time..

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