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Xeriuss2k17 t1_j0s9aab wrote

Alizée

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KaraokeKitten t1_j0sb02x wrote

and inspiration for the Night Elf female dance

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goliathfasa t1_j0tfuno wrote

I had the urge to tap space for it to stop.

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esoteric_plumbus t1_j0u7ldm wrote

I remember there was some study done on player behavior where male users would hit the spacebar like 80% (I forget the exact amount) more than females do when just running around.

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OS2REXX t1_j0wmjed wrote

And so many "dolphin forehead" jokes in the WWIIOnline forums.

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halborn t1_j0tsyby wrote

Source (2007).

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mm_ori t1_j18p5n9 wrote

it's not more like 2003 or 2004? clearly remember my 2003-2004 college roommate playing this videoclip nonstop having huge crush on alizee

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halborn t1_j18t37b wrote

You're right, even the video itself says 2003. Not sure where I got 2007.

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Sephistum t1_j0t8i2s wrote

My immediate thought as well. Burned into the memory forever 😋

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zaphodmonkey t1_j0sj7qo wrote

Oh man this takes me back to the ascii porn usenets of the early 90’s.

And when the playboy channel was justvisible enough on cable.

Fuck I’m old.

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Nazamroth t1_j0tnvdq wrote

Wait ASCII porn?

Was it so large that the it all blended into just a black and white picture, or were people getting turned on by actual ASCII characters?

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zyygh t1_j0to0mr wrote

The latter.

You have to understand humanity's biggest talent: to use absolutely any medium, no matter how primitive or inconvenient, for sexual gratification.

Once people invested time into making ASCII art, it was inevitable that they'd be making ASCII porn.

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Acualux t1_j0u097l wrote

Which poses the following question: if nuclear fusion gave us the possibility to have the best sexual gratification humans have ever tasted experienced, how long ago would we have obtained it?

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silver2k5 t1_j0uab5n wrote

They just recently gotten the first net positive fusion reaction in November I believe from a lab in California. It was something like 2 megajoules in and 3 out.

We are getting close, but will it be in time?

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Acualux t1_j0ugz1e wrote

The 2 megajoules that everyone talks about is the resulting laser energy that shoot the 500 megajoule system...

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ipinchforeskins t1_j0v1jji wrote

>You have to understand humanity's biggest talent: to use absolutely any medium, no matter how primitive or inconvenient, for sexual gratification.

Nothing like a nice homemade drawing of a big breasted lady or if you're fond of nature, a nice tree hollow that will resemble a vagina if you squint.

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SchipholRijk t1_j0uarpq wrote

This takes me back to the 70's when we used outputs like this to test hardware configurations.

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tesdfan17 t1_j0waaoo wrote

Watching scrambled sex court was a teenage past time..

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muskratboy t1_j0t1ip5 wrote

I don’t even see the matrix anymore…. I just see blonde, brunette, redhead…

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thickener t1_j0sky0h wrote

J’en ai marre

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pengouin85 t1_j0txgwe wrote

Was this more that song? Man, I don't remember her stuff that much, but that was a good song

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wampa-stompa t1_j0svvr2 wrote

One of the sacred ancient texts kept by the internet elders

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lothcent t1_j0sf1tr wrote

I've got a fondness for ASCII animation then again- I am ancient

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john23561 t1_j0ubu9a wrote

That is French pop tart Alizee!

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Roxten t1_j0v7rgy wrote

Oh yeah I knew she reminded me of somebody but couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks! 🤯

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RanCestor t1_j0u1u34 wrote

I'd ASCII her out.

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slotrod t1_j0u7l1q wrote

I would have totally put this on my Geocities page back in 1998.

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hearnia_2k t1_j0ue0q1 wrote

Did you know VLC lets you watch videos in ASCII, and even in colour if you want? IT's pretty funny, but crazy enough I have actually had to do it for something at work once when I had only terminal access and needed to check some video!

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Thor4269 t1_j0sj6bk wrote

Someone took the oath of throwing it back

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Harisdrop t1_j0tf1g7 wrote

Oh what git source I have a couple ideas I want to try

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Ptdgty t1_j0ujhpd wrote

Technically she's non-binary, she has more than just 1s and 0s!

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newt0_o t1_j0tr2ur wrote

🎶 I'm an ASCII girl in an ASCII world 🎶

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herbertfilby t1_j0u286a wrote

Everyone freaking out over AI generated art has forgotten about this type of art, has been around for decades lol

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haxic t1_j0u3au8 wrote

wow

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lesterd88 t1_j0uesek wrote

Tina, is that you?

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Irishpanda1971 t1_j0w52on wrote

Sweet, it only took 45 minutes to download! Now I can go play some Barren Realms and Tradewars!

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balderdash9 t1_j0w80vz wrote

I wonder how much time was spent programming this

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t13v0m t1_j0wigj4 wrote

That looks like Alizee Jocotey.

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b3orion t1_j0wjyug wrote

That's Alizée Lyonnet

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Woorloc t1_j0wo6by wrote

I'm disappointed the 'BOO8Z' isn't where her boobs are.

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woodk2016 t1_j0wqxfk wrote

Yo what's her @? /s

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Houndoom96 t1_j0wuafj wrote

Computers: are invented Coders: this

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whomesteve t1_j0wuxgu wrote

01001000 01101111 01110100

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29again t1_j0wy4a4 wrote

What Tina Belcher thinks she looks like.

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StevenMcFlyJr t1_j12ur9n wrote

So this literally makes her binary ...

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moxeto t1_j0tek5y wrote

She wants my 8 bit

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nawjas69 t1_j0tpu5n wrote

OP, do you know how I can make this? I'd appreciate any help. please!

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theveryrealreal t1_j0u4mex wrote

Her source code is in plain sight.

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nawjas69 t1_j0u4yz1 wrote

i don't necessarily mean her. anything of this sort would be dope. seems interesting to me

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evranch t1_j0ug8oa wrote

VLC has a output filter that renders video in ASCII. However classic ASCII art like this was usually hand crafted, you have to pick the right characters to define the shape.

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CleaveIshallnot t1_j0tqgzt wrote

You can see your own name displayed in her digital visage.

Look closely.

You see it?

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Ikonixed t1_j0u7uce wrote

The matrix is horny again!

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mca1169 t1_j0u8mo3 wrote

Cortana looks different

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Readyrex7 t1_j0ubopq wrote

I wouldn't mind putting my floppy disc in her disc drive.

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Jestar342 t1_j0truka wrote

IIRC she was 15 when this did the meme rounds.

Here's a gif from the same dance that ascii is derived from: https://media.giphy.com/media/8qvkuiDpdLPpK/giphy.gif

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INeedANewAccountMan t1_j0ts1zt wrote

She had 2 kids by this point

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Jestar342 t1_j0u8527 wrote

That dance was before her kids, I thought? That was her in 1999/2000 and she didn't have kids until 2005? I'm not particularly knowledgeable of her beyond remembering those gifs being popular, and what Wikipedia has on her so I'm asking from a place of genuine curiosity.

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aodtonix t1_j0ub47f wrote

No. This is from a live performance for J'en ai marre and the song came out in 2003. She'd be around 19 by then.

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shinigami79 t1_j0sqsap wrote

Regina George jingle bell rock?

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wampa-stompa t1_j0swk8e wrote

https://youtu.be/iCz8R25hlFI

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mochacub22 t1_j0swz6u wrote

Really reminds me of jpop/kpop idols/models/artists

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KnifeFightAcademy t1_j0tmouy wrote

Interesting fact.... if you watch this video for long enough you start to notice that there are also musicians on stage.

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hermljos t1_j0tnsc1 wrote

Have watched it 10 times, did not see any musicians.

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