Slithering vertical.Upper-Job5130 t1_j2n0w9a wrote
Nope. That's not terrifying at all. Not one bit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get the farthest away from any body of water that I possibly can.
TheyCallMeMrMaybe t1_j2ny5if wrote
I can tell you're not in Florida.
leraspberrie t1_j2pye58 wrote
North Dakota, fucker is still too close.
fricafrac t1_j2pd7i5 wrote
Maybe, deep down, I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the KT extinction, physically unchanged for one hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, with a bite force if 20,000 Newtons and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.
Either_Vacation6975 t1_j2pdtaf wrote
>Nope. That's not terrifying at all. Not one bit.
Brain aneurysms are scary too. They can happen at any time.
Lucky_Dragonfruit881 t1_j2pi8x1 wrote
They're a silent killer
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