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Nazamroth t1_j2o4z1a wrote
Sir, please stop molesting our crocodilians.
whooo_me t1_j2oemk6 wrote
Those are some serious allegations, and I’d love to meet the Allegator
HuskyRacoon t1_j2oxrxe wrote
This will be investagatored.
Cranberryoftheorient t1_j2oz0cq wrote
This whole investigation is a load of Croc!
ipslne t1_j2pcecb wrote
Don't worry, the holding cell has a set of dumbbells so you can rep til an officer gets you.
Bad pun? :(
theghostofgotti t1_j2nbcen wrote
The massive amount of power expelled in order to generate that kind of thrust (in water no less) is just baffling. Imagine being the poor, unassuming bastard just looking for a drink and having this beast drag you to your death. Jesus.
atle95 t1_j2qj0lz wrote
Imagine how much more power it would take to generate that thrust in air.
Upper-Job5130 t1_j2n0w9a wrote
Nope. That's not terrifying at all. Not one bit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get the farthest away from any body of water that I possibly can.
TheyCallMeMrMaybe t1_j2ny5if wrote
I can tell you're not in Florida.
leraspberrie t1_j2pye58 wrote
North Dakota, fucker is still too close.
fricafrac t1_j2pd7i5 wrote
Maybe, deep down, I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the KT extinction, physically unchanged for one hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, with a bite force if 20,000 Newtons and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.
Either_Vacation6975 t1_j2pdtaf wrote
>Nope. That's not terrifying at all. Not one bit.
Brain aneurysms are scary too. They can happen at any time.
Lucky_Dragonfruit881 t1_j2pi8x1 wrote
They're a silent killer
temptedtempest t1_j2nbk0w wrote
Hips don’t lie
TheArchdude t1_j2nnp9v wrote
So long and thanks for all the fish.
johnschnee t1_j2nq8cm wrote
came here for that comment
DanontheMoon t1_j2n0hbj wrote
Wheeeeeeeee
BadBoiBill t1_j2nqpth wrote
so they CAN get in the boat
Flaky_Explanation t1_j2n2jn4 wrote
When she asks what that tail do
guitaroomon t1_j2n31w4 wrote
Man...fuck those things. Seriously.
Still having nightmares about that video I never should have watched involving one with a body in its mouth swimming by a footbridge.
I will leave it to your imagination WHAT kind of body it was.
Zalensia t1_j2o7itg wrote
It's a damn Dino, what do you expect, a puppy kiss 💋 🤣
maelstron t1_j2nvbe2 wrote
Sexy dance
It is almost flying, damn it is really dangerous
DekuVolt t1_j2nq03p wrote
Zesty alligator 😳
LineChef t1_j2nvq0a wrote
Looks like me tryna get out of my wet swim suit.
Zalensia t1_j2o7m7f wrote
Looks like me getting into mine 🤣 🤣 🤣
ExoStab t1_j2o6wwn wrote
Them swinging back legs.
rendrr t1_j2nxtic wrote
Haters gonna hate
shimsham69 t1_j2powmk wrote
I like how the legs just flop side to side
whendidisaythat t1_j2n1yh5 wrote
r/bettereveryloop
jfduval76 t1_j2ncp2e wrote
Someone ball sacks just got ripped !
Zalensia t1_j2o76bk wrote
Beautiful dinosaur deserves respect! ❤️
BeeBarfBadger t1_j2otfnp wrote
Gotta go, my planet needs me.
farsaver t1_j2pxzf3 wrote
Floridan space program
greyjungle t1_j2rh8hf wrote
Those little legs
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MercyReign t1_j2o0t70 wrote
Holy fuck! Didn’t know they could do that!
P.S. Some snakes can slither on water horizontally, as a result, staying afloat.
Butterbuddha t1_j2oeql7 wrote
Sliding into her DMs like
blobejex t1_j2oeujh wrote
I read « shitting vertical » at first and it got my attention. Now im disappointed
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Pontos88 t1_j2p3i8q wrote
*wiggle wiggle*
Welllistentothis t1_j2pper6 wrote
Hook is a codfish!
road-hogwithanolddog t1_j2qil58 wrote
Looks like Axl Rose dancing
iPull80GsN1Day t1_j2r6krf wrote
NOPE
LimeWarrior t1_j2od3ee wrote
Jump, gator!
whooo_me t1_j2nfbwh wrote
Stupid sexy crocodile…