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travlerjoe t1_j33dnt7 wrote

He would be more impressed if she blew up a snowplough

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morbyxxx t1_j33hzr3 wrote

Okay...okay....no....okay......okay...no....yeah no...

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jimberley t1_j33m975 wrote

Love the nonchalance of her “I just killed a guy” fist pump.

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Temetka t1_j33sf61 wrote

This is pure awesome through and through. What is this from?

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goldug t1_j347ck4 wrote

Waste of a good bike!

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Joe_na_hEireann t1_j34cgk4 wrote

Susuki TS100. My first bike. So weird I Googled it today for the first time in years(not a common bike where I'm from) and here it is, no tags. What the fuck!

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nutano t1_j34i151 wrote

Replying to jimberley (#1,290,274)

Clearly she did not. She made the guy totally vanish and exploded a motor bike.

She's been part of the anti-motorcycle lobby for years and finally gets to blow one up.

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DrRob t1_j34kbyc wrote

Oh 70’s TV, never change!

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IncCo t1_j34l0xj wrote

Looks like an old 007 movie

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aVHSofPointBreak t1_j34on3l wrote

Part of what makes this feel so awkward is the editing. There's a superfluous half-second at the start and end of every transition that makes it feel really clunky. It's like they are rolling and yell action, but make the edit prior to the director yelling "action" and after they've called "cut".

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Shy_Joe t1_j34u76t wrote

It's a scene from Picasso Trigger.

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putzarino t1_j34vv53 wrote

Linda McCartney is a badass!

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MisterJasonMan t1_j34y3df wrote

You know you're old when you click on it and expect to see Hawkeye Pierce from MASH

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ElementK2 t1_j35bghg wrote

The cheesiness of the music makes it so much better

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pumped_up_kicks80 t1_j35k5ml wrote

Hawkeye would be proud if he could get out of the ICU ward at the moment

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Hippoplatypus7 t1_j35ln2f wrote

They blew their whole budget on blowing up that dirt bike

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YubNub81 t1_j35mlfq wrote

Is it bad that I was expecting a surprise snowcat attack?

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Cool_underscore_mf t1_j35ohuc wrote

Oh yeah, a ts185. I used to have one of those. It was good I think, but I'd not want one now.

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techieguy009 t1_j35rt2q wrote

Let’s be honest! This was shared because of “ass(es)”!!

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plaurenb8 t1_j35uvlp wrote

Weren’t there supposed to be some tits?

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QQEvenMore t1_j35vpno wrote

Someone please tell me that the gas tank of that bike goes down all the way to and under the seat and that the tip of the harpoon caused a spark somehow

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Mrhore17 t1_j35xbtq wrote

I have a buddy who LOVES these types of movies. He would have friends over for movies nights and we would get really high and watch these and let me tell you, every single one of these type of movies are exactly the same. Super buff shirtless dude, girls are always introduced naked, drive/fly around in expensive vehicles and there has to be at LEAST 3-4 sex scenes.

And the movies just kinda end with the whole cast talking about what they did.

It’s like if Dennis Reynolds from always sunny actually made movies like how he described, “Crime, penetration, crime, penetration, until it all sorta…ends.”.

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HotCheese650 t1_j35y3tg wrote

Hawkeye in the hospital right now trying to fist bump her.

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timontyres t1_j35yvki wrote

Is no-one going to talk about how they just threw a piece of meat in the air during the explosion?

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Evilbit77 t1_j3635vz wrote

Hey, look at me. It's your fault, it's everyone's fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know cause we’re on a beach. Ok, look, we’re on a beach, we're fighting a guy cosplaying as a motorcycle cult leader, and I have a crossbow and timed explosives. None of this makes sense. But I'm going back out there cause it's my job. Ok, and I can't do my job and babysit. Doesn't matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you're good. I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

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Jayboots t1_j3638cv wrote

Hawkeye would have been run over.

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Robert_Grave t1_j363qgl wrote

Hawkeye would be cursing you trying to sew the guy back together!

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32mafiaman t1_j366b4b wrote

Now I love these action films and shows from the 70s and 80s. But all of the hip firing in all of them just irritates to no end. Still love them though

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gyanster t1_j366nn4 wrote

They don’t make such bikes anymore 😞

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Motchan13 t1_j3691lu wrote

I'm left wondering why did she have some kind of timed explosive device with her for her speargun diving trip

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Stokkolm t1_j36bpoo wrote

Replying to -Lumpy-Space-Prince- (#1,293,221)

To quote a user review from imdb:

>My father and brother would watch this movie together. They knew the plot and lines well enough to recite them, along with the actors. The movie bled over into real life, and they would say the lines to each other when the moment felt right.
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>As my father descended into terminal Alzheimer's disease, this film was his one last link with reality. Watching this film would bring him out of his stupor, and he would become verbal again.
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>Now that Father is gone, the entire family watches this movie once a year,on Christmas Eve. We make eggnog, eat fruitcake, and wear sweaters. And cry some, too.

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vouteignorar t1_j36elvq wrote

Gotta love these non existing budget productions

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Vectorman1989 t1_j36hcdl wrote

The horrible soundtrack that sounds like a cheap electronic piano really completes the whole thing

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Imnotabadman t1_j36jz4x wrote

Not gonna lie, I like that they did an actual explosion. Decent use of practical effects.

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prguitarman t1_j36laau wrote

I scanned the comments but didn’t see this answered. What movie is this?

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StuiWooi t1_j36ng2h wrote

I thought he was going to run himself over somehow.

Too soon?

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Joe_na_hEireann t1_j36qgdo wrote

Replying to BoxytheBandit (#1,294,420)

Ah right, didn't see the 185 badge. But Isn't it weird how it just pops up on my feed after I specially searched for this model yesterday, the video having nothing to do with the make or model of the bike itself.

I get how tracking cookies/ targeted advertising works but there is no tags saying its a TS, nothing. Could some AI tool make out the model by image and stick it under my nose given my search history?

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Goadfang t1_j36tujn wrote

OMG I have that dirt bike! It was my 14th birthday present and I could never let it go. Still runs too!

Goddamn 2 stroke BEAST!

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Fleadip t1_j36z4xo wrote

Is it just me, or is this guy the most 80’s guy ever?

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Mrhore17 t1_j37f5c8 wrote

Replying to marketable_skills (#1,294,259)

Malibu express, the Dallas connection, day of the warrior, do or die, Enemy Gold, Fit to kill, Guns, Hard Hunted, Hard ticket to Hawaii, Picasso tiger, Return to Savage beach.

AND THEYRE ALL THE FUCKING SAME MOVIE

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mechaflame t1_j37wk6p wrote

I read Hawkeye and kept expecting some kind of snowmobile to show up and crush the guy

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Upbeat-Tap-4797 t1_j38dmpn wrote

Hawkeye traveled back in time to learn to shoot from his badass mom before she had him

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mitchsn t1_j38n81j wrote

80s Cheese at its finest!

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diymatt t1_j38rwn1 wrote

Hawkeye would be pissed.

BJ wants to get the remaining bike parts, and why the hell is Margaret in a bikini?

*cue Korean music over loudspeaker*

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