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semistro t1_j3bi9ex wrote
I saw this somewhere already, the vulture is his own and they fly together regularly.
bleunt t1_j3bnv59 wrote
Yeah OP is a bit silly for thinking this happened randomly. Or OP just thought lying would offer more karma.
Biased_individual t1_j3bo1ob wrote
Who would do that? Going on the internet and spread lies? Jesus.
KingDaveRa t1_j3bqizx wrote
I don't think Jesus ever did that.
hok98 t1_j3btb73 wrote
Everyone hated Jesus for telling the truth
Fanceyreddit t1_j3byq02 wrote
Pharisees Hate Him!
Man tells God's honest truth in tell all book.
yelahneb t1_j3g3tac wrote
Not Today, Jesus
Goldblood4 t1_j3dj1n6 wrote
Shut up!
Danitoba t1_j3efumr wrote
Case & point.
Sentence-Terrible t1_j3ekoeu wrote
Case in point
Rondaru t1_j3by2ii wrote
Well, he told everyone that three kings came to his birthday in a stable to bring him gifts (and then just went and left him there)
CharlieHush t1_j3c0pz1 wrote
But Jesus did invent the sandwich.
Omnizoom t1_j3dkelk wrote
I heard his mom did though religiously
Ragnarok91 t1_j3dt5w1 wrote
Massively underrated comment. Cracked me up.
account_not_valid t1_j3eumea wrote
He said I'd inherit the earth, and that hasn't happened yet, even though I'm the meekest of all the meek. I oughta punch that filthy hippy in the face.
drsparis t1_j3bpmya wrote
The nerve on some people...
windowhihi t1_j3bu347 wrote
The funny thing is that the video would be as awesome if he told the truth. But he had to lie somehow.
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FajenThygia t1_j3btw75 wrote
Until Gandhi nuked Him.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j3d2j87 wrote
Jesus wouldn't do that.
evilocto t1_j3bx5ny wrote
OP's account is Karma farming just look how many posts he's made in the past couple of days.
ScumEater t1_j3c9pnf wrote
A post with no follow up comment from op always strikes me as karma farming. Then again I don't make posts.
Force3vo t1_j3bnxzz wrote
Yes
Willdiealonewithcats t1_j3bx5rv wrote
Wait found a more realistic outcome https://youtu.be/jKnXDroqcE0
Respectable_Answer t1_j3bwnb7 wrote
Doesn't technically say it was random.
taleofbenji t1_j3byenm wrote
I refuse to believe that someone would lie on Reddit.
warrant2k t1_j3d6cuy wrote
Karma hunters, ASSEEMMBBLLE!
Willdiealonewithcats t1_j3bx2eo wrote
Sometimes it can get close, just watch the wedge tail eagle vs drone videos on YouTube https://youtu.be/Hr-xBtVU4lg
pizzahutbuffet t1_j3ev7ua wrote
Here we are again, I really liked the thought of the vulture somehow deciding to just do this, I just thought it was cool, everything on the internet is fake. Yeah I’m silly, whatever, life’s more fun when you entertain silly possibilities like this
hills21 t1_j3gtqf1 wrote
OP is a bot.
128palms t1_j3brnzt wrote
What did OP lie about?
Hellkids2 t1_j3bsyt9 wrote
The title
tumescent_cedar t1_j3bveda wrote
What part of the title specifically is a lie?
Industrialpainter89 t1_j3bwfse wrote
Definitely the latter, this was posted and debonked just a day or two ago.
NhylX t1_j3bzrn1 wrote
He didn't really lie. A decision was made. The vulture could have flipped the bird and peaced out.
Richard7666 t1_j3dm983 wrote
Well, he's now got 1 karma less. Downdooted 'em
Mackem101 t1_j3blxmg wrote
Yeah, it's got a jess on its leg.
Chris_Jartha t1_j3bzvcq wrote
I was going to say… I’d hope so. I’d never touch a wild vulture, even if I could. The amount of parasites and bacteria they collect is ridiculous lol
FragrantExcitement t1_j3bxkea wrote
Should one be concerned if a vulture lands and starts picking at you?
Financial-Mood5816 t1_j3ewku4 wrote
Yea, you can see the leather strip on his leg
jawshoeaw t1_j3dg2oo wrote
Somewhere lol
tideswithme t1_j3ezon9 wrote
Man miss this song. Reminds me of the movie in Power Rangers. RIP Green/White Ranger you will be missed 😢
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Dear_Ambellina03 t1_j3brzc3 wrote
This isn't true. While they do feed on carrion, they are as clean as any other bird. They have amazing gut bacteria that allows them to eat what they do, but they are not dirty.
Trismesjistus t1_j3c0asf wrote
> they are as clean as any other bird
That's not a very high bar to clear though. Birds are pretty dirty animals
Dear_Ambellina03 t1_j3cmzmn wrote
Right, no wild animals are "clean" but vultures aren't abnormally dirty.
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