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Murderyoga t1_j4a2461 wrote

That dude's not acting.

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EdgarAllanKenpo t1_j4b61xy wrote

She was my celebrity crush growing up. Her and Elisha Cuthbert after watching The Girl Next Door.

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DeepCompote t1_j4bfgzh wrote

You grew up and became unattracted to them? Alba is still on my list 4 sho.

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thethunder92 t1_j4d85pm wrote

I’m still in love with her

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DeepCompote t1_j4df18e wrote

Hey, get your feelings off my girl.

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FlyinRyan92 t1_j4et1j8 wrote

Was just telling a coworker I had a huge crush on Linda Cardellini when Freaks and Geeks was on. Then it came screaming back when Grandmas Boy came out.

Edit: and also again when that Dead to Me show came out.

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ArbutusPhD t1_j4deorc wrote

I met her. She is cute, but not “perfect”. She is infectiously smiley and happy

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DeepCompote t1_j4dfqaa wrote

Good. No one’s perfect. Except me. And maybe David Attenborough.

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EdgarAllanKenpo t1_j4h0qgj wrote

Uh...Mr. Roger's and Steve Irwin would like a word from the afterlife.

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xBushx t1_j4c5mxt wrote

Popular mechanics for kids…after being called gay for 3 years. It was sweet that i figured out I was for sure straight after seeing her! I was 12…

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blondechinesehair t1_j4ca6gi wrote

Elisha Cuthbert used to host Popular Mechanics for kids in Canada when she was a kid. I crushed on her so hard (was also a kid(

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jpande428 t1_j4cbwan wrote

Those were my two mains too! If you like Elisha Cuthbert, you should watch Happy Endings on Hulu! It’s so good

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DadsRGR8 t1_j4cryw9 wrote

Such a great show. I just binge re-watched the whole series.

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FlyRobot t1_j4cthfe wrote

Alba in Honey and Sin City...yeesh my adolescent mind exploded

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ejoy-rs2 t1_j4x1k6i wrote

Into the blue, my man. Perfect in Honey though

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craicbabyho t1_j4a4axw wrote

please tell me that’s logan lerman😩😍

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Cynicole24 t1_j4bk58s wrote

Wasn't he the cutest in Bullet Train 😍

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PsychicNinja_ t1_j4c02i4 wrote

I didn’t even realize that was Logan, I felt so ashamed for not recognizing him. He’s such a cutie

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throwmeaway562 t1_j4cnt9q wrote

Imagine not looking at her

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Aoeletta t1_j4co60i wrote

?? Like, “imagine being attracted to men not women.”

Yeah, I can imagine that people are that way…

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throwmeaway562 t1_j4cogmo wrote

I’d rather not imagine men at all. I’m a man. I wish I didn’t exist

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nikonuser805 t1_j4cp6od wrote

Jessica Alba has been on my hot list since she was in Dark Angel. She'll still be hot when she's 90.

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dgwhiley t1_j4ct94d wrote

Bro, I've had a crush on her since Flipper (it's OK, I was a kid then too).

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BSODxerox t1_j4cyt22 wrote

Dark Angel did it for me too, my 13 year old Brian was not ready for Alba in tight leather pants

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tilucko t1_j4aff1n wrote

but it's... been Saturday all day. do I have to wait?

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Advocate_4_theDman t1_j4cpxkl wrote

So, I don’t know this movie at all… but that dude looks like he’a about 16. Pretty inappropriate. If that was a 20 something Brad Pitt sucking on the finger of a teenage actress we’d all…. Wait. Never mind.

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badFishTu t1_j4c80c4 wrote

Why does the guy look like a kid?

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LostMySenses t1_j4ctcvt wrote

According to IMDb he would have been 15 when it was released. This clip is super gross, man, I wonder how weirded out a 26 year old Jessica Alba felt doing it (Christ she better have felt weird, he was a literal child)

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thethunder92 t1_j4d8kjv wrote

If this happened not me at age 15 I would have came my pants right there

Stuff like that sticks with you, I remember in high school this cute girl was leaning over my desk and caught me looking at her cleavage and smiled and that stayed with me forever 😵

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igotagoodfeeling t1_j4dbk70 wrote

I like to think there’s a hand double below the shot of a man of legal age receiving. Because it would be hilarious

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-Mr_Rogers_II t1_j4efkuy wrote

Oh no, now you have me tricked into thinking this is fact because I’m over analyzing the position of his arm.

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Raincoats_George t1_j5jmxos wrote

Stuff like this was tolerated a bit more. Theres a lot of 'teenage boy kind of gets the adult hot female' tropes that was just seen as funny vs now where it's seen as gross.

If you think this is bad don't go see the professional. Even for the time it had people uncomfortable which is saying something.

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stuckinaboxthere t1_j4d08jv wrote

You can see her look off screen briefly, like she's asking "You want me to what?"

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KraftyRre t1_j4cosuf wrote

C-c-can you speed it up a bit…?

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1iKnight t1_j4cout2 wrote

does anyone remember albanude. net?

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patprika t1_j4de83g wrote

Steve Albas cousin

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Bigzeesh t1_j4i6m2s wrote

Could u imagine 🫠

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baroquesun t1_j4o4yl3 wrote

Is that Logan Lerman!?

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Cash907 t1_j4uctou wrote

Yeah she peaked on “The New Adventures of Flipper.”

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GoombahJudd t1_j6gzg8i wrote

Kid came right away. 😂😂. Who wouldn’t?!

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tacotrout t1_j4ccsrb wrote

Was she forced to do this? Damn you!!!

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magvadis t1_j4dbmy0 wrote

This is some creeper shit. Burn it with fire. We have sexualization of Jessica Alba likely against her desire but was pressured into it. Then you have a minor in the mix? What the fuck was wrong with Hollywood. Fuckin barbarians.

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Paddlesons t1_j4c5s43 wrote

SEXUAL ASSAULT!!!!

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Batticon t1_j4a4lm7 wrote

Looks like a teenager… creepy

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0xFFFF_FFFF t1_j4btdje wrote

All the horny bros downvoting you. But you're right, it's creepy as hell.

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Batticon t1_j4dijdo wrote

Seriously. They’re just mad I’m calling out their creepy fantasy.

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Batticon t1_j4dj88c wrote

Yeah I looked up the movie. The guy is a 15 year old. Ew??

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CHOPPERDONDOPOLOUS t1_j4afbbz wrote

What do you have to gain from comments like that?

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yamiyaiba t1_j4bnznq wrote

Virtue signaling that they're not a p*do, and/or to reassure themselves of it.

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Pepsiman1031 t1_j4cj1i6 wrote

But he's not wrong. Reverse the genders and it's even creepier.

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Scoobz1961 t1_j4coenr wrote

Thats kind of sexist, my dude. If you wanted to join in the virtue signaling, you blundered.

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Batticon t1_j4bremy wrote

I mean, Ideal scenario would be finding out it is in fact an adult.

People on Reddit tend to not take issue with creepy shit if it’s an adult woman instead of an adult man.

Edit: that actor was 14. Literally if this was a man with an underaged girl sucking his finger y’all would be going wild. Double standards.

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samuelgato t1_j4a5vw5 wrote

It's completely relatable for every heterosexual man

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samuelgato t1_j4a8apo wrote

It's meant to make you chuckle, not give you a boner. Weirdo.

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GravySquad t1_j4btcwb wrote

Yeah, that's why hundreds of redditors are here watching this gif on a loop. To chuckle.

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taisui t1_j4aakem wrote

How disgusting, she should come at me!

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Occyz t1_j4avjgf wrote

Same, I would take that kids heartache away any day of the week!

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