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gamerdudeNYC OP t1_je8d87b wrote

you better just go chat with your wife about it and pop a few Xanax or Ativan while you wonder if your awake or actually on that beach

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WooliesWhiteLeg t1_je8dsim wrote

Ok, so I went from being a virgin, to being a groomer, to now… having decent health insurance?

Damn dude, not really the own you think that is lol.

All jokes aside, you might actually legitimately be the dumbest person alive

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gamerdudeNYC OP t1_je8e1vn wrote

Ugh where did you get “decent health insurance” from that?

Maybe lay off the Xanax and Ativan, but I’m sure your wife has already asked you that multiple times

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WooliesWhiteLeg t1_je8kuwy wrote

Has she? I don’t really talk about my wife on Reddit, beyond acknowledging that she exists when it’s relevant. What post are you pulling that from? You couldn’t connect two pretty obvious pieces of information earlier but now you’re going full Sherlock?

More like Mr.Bean.

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