My ex goes out of her way to make the arresting officer feel small. More than once she has rebuffed him at bars in that town because "I can't see your bulge in those skinny jeans, how would it be fun?" She doesn't even like big o dicks because most guys with them just slam her cervix thinking they are doing awesome. She also has asked him a few times at the bar when he wants to get a real job.

She doesn't like me. She kinda hates me.