Submitted by cailinloesch t3_10gy3yw in massachusetts
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dawaxtadpole t1_j55clqg wrote
I got Gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit.
BostonUniStudent t1_j55e8ri wrote
That's the same way that I got cirrhosis of the liver.
hour_of_the_rat t1_j55gqin wrote
Fortunately, there is absolutely zero chance I get this.
Sadly, there is absolutely zero chance I get this.
Snazzypanted t1_j55h0ip wrote
safe either way, but still lonely...don't worry you're not alone....oh wait yes you are 8*)
somegridplayer t1_j55hirk wrote
Can we not?
hour_of_the_rat t1_j55j60y wrote
You ain't lyin'.
R_Morley t1_j55ljis wrote
Abstain from relations outside marriage, as god intended, and you will be protected from this sinner's plague! Unless your partner cheats on you, upon which, you should sue.
dan420 t1_j55mjv3 wrote
Super Gonorrhea, great.
ElectricalDot9 t1_j55r7i1 wrote
Nah live free, die young as nature intended
R_Morley t1_j55sr2c wrote
The only state of nature I like is one with Panda bears.
Workacct1999 t1_j55uipk wrote
That's the tractor story!?
Levophed t1_j5613m0 wrote
Preach! Your prayers ✝️ are so beautiful in the presence of god 🙏. Make Massachusetts a safe haven ⛪for our children 👦God and church! 💦🔥😩😩 Jesus his name hallelujah 💒
[deleted] t1_j569rik wrote
How long till we flatten the curve?
spiked_macaroon t1_j56a74g wrote
Yeah but that's just a rule made up by the book club.
R_Morley t1_j56c7io wrote
I like the book club. They have cools hats :)
spg1611 t1_j56iwfh wrote
That’s what you told your boyfriend?
sneakylyric t1_j56mzci wrote
Wtf was the other person doing to that tractor????
bostonmacosx t1_j56q58a wrote
mRNA to the rescue....
[deleted] t1_j56r790 wrote
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SugarSecure655 t1_j56st31 wrote
This picture reminded me of covid, I'm thinking "covid gonorrhea" a new strain perhaps. Lol
succession1234 t1_j56sysk wrote
Definitely! Great advice 😊
bassistmuzikman t1_j56tgtk wrote
That's how I became a father.
palinsafterbirth t1_j56tv5s wrote
Ooooooo just in time for Valentine’s Day
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Ok-Lengthiness446 t1_j571939 wrote
Ugh, and I just started a separation
Dense_Capital_2013 t1_j578ivs wrote
It could work. Here's a link if you're interested in reading a bit about it" https://www.antibioticresearch.org.uk/could-mrna-vaccines-protect-us-from-antibiotic-resistant-infections/
PuritanSettler1620 t1_j579b4t wrote
I am very ashamed that our state has been so promiscuous as to be the first to have this strain of disease. Abstinence is the only 100% effective to prevent STDs.
aja09 t1_j57i2k1 wrote
😐 idk anyone who thinks it’s sad they got zero chance of getting gonorrhea…
SaveCachalot346 t1_j57j86x wrote
Live fast, die young, leave a soft faced corpse.
923kjd t1_j57kfx8 wrote
We are Number 1!
sav-dab87 t1_j57miib wrote
Dude, We’re first!
SouthShoreSerenade t1_j57nj00 wrote
Think about how you get gonorrhea, an STI, and think about why someone might be sad they have no chance of getting it, an STI. Hehe.
Trevman39 t1_j57pc73 wrote
That's coming up in season 4.
wickedblight t1_j57wfjk wrote
I for one have never been more grateful to be a redditor
googlebeheadings t1_j57x2lr wrote
OK WHEN 😰
googlebeheadings t1_j57x6w7 wrote
Depends how many dumbass conservatives are in the region of study
[deleted] t1_j57yo1p wrote
Ohh, I think this is the fault of liberals
print_isnt_dead t1_j57zgjx wrote
Probably right, who's going to bang a conservative, yuck
[deleted] t1_j57zrvw wrote
You mean people who bathe, have original and real sex organs, jobs and a functioning brain? Yeah, who’d wanna bang that
googlebeheadings t1_j580jcy wrote
lol you guys are so sheltered, it’s unbelievable the weird alternate reality you live in. Must suck being an outcast of modern society. No wonder you’re all full of rage, trying to bleat your chest to compensate, failing at stealing elections..😂
Back to the subject though. In case you missed it, conservatives died disproportionately from COVID because they think ass light, horsie paste, and Jesus are effective biological interventions for a contagious respiratory virus. At this point it’s just funny in addition to pathetic and sad. The funny part is how dumb you guys are btw. In case you needed that spelled out for you like everything else.
Can’t even imagine being such a miserable fuck that you’d care about what other people do with their bodies. So insecure aren’t you. And just fuckin weird like some boomer grandma from 1905. Go to Iran or something lmfao, you’d fit in better there
[deleted] t1_j581q8n wrote
Where is the data that more Conservatives died from Covid? In case you haven’t been keeping up to speed, it’s actually the fully vaxxed and multiply boosted who are getting and dying from Covid now and I would venture to say that most are democrats.
bostonmacosx t1_j581wms wrote
5-10 years...I have a sense most diseases/viruses will have met their match....
phaedrus71 t1_j589b78 wrote
Yea but we were cracking 40s row by row, respect the liver!
phaedrus71 t1_j589dfw wrote
As if anyone here is getting laid now a days
vomita_conejitos t1_j58bvwr wrote
On the plus side this gives an out to everyone with the other type... "yeah I've got gonorrhea but it's not concerning"
No-Slide3677 t1_j58ceq8 wrote
I have found my people 🤍
BeerBatteredBacon t1_j58gu6n wrote
Settle down, Mosby.
BeerBatteredBacon t1_j58h24r wrote
I love that people are downvoting this like it isn’t a parody account
googlebeheadings t1_j58i4h9 wrote
You can make up allllllll the bullshit you want
Normal sane people don’t care bro. We just don’t care about your little world of idiocracy.
Good luck being all emotional about it though 👍👍
[deleted] t1_j58iar5 wrote
Emotional? Bro, I don’t give a shit
googlebeheadings t1_j58iasd wrote
Putin’s Dirty Little Penis: The Prequel
googlebeheadings t1_j58io7w wrote
Yes, you’ve constructed a reality based on your emotions, instead of actual data and reality. You really aren’t too sharp are you? Ok, have fun now. r/HermanCainAward material hahahaha
PinkFloyd6885 t1_j58mk9b wrote
Oh sweet summer child
GreatAndPowerfulNixy t1_j58mktd wrote
The bit isn't funny
[deleted] t1_j59ufm0 wrote
Better go get your 10th booster
[deleted] t1_j59umex wrote
The virtue is strong with this sub
[deleted] t1_j59unoo wrote
It is if you have a sense of humor
[deleted] t1_j59ut6j wrote
True enough. Most young people stay in their bed room with masks on nowadays. It’s a shame
crow_crone t1_j5a05ka wrote
Oh no, will someone please think of The Villages!!
crow_crone t1_j5a0beq wrote
You picked a bad day to stop monogamy! (bad Airplane reference)
crow_crone t1_j5a0em1 wrote
"I'm not impressed." Infectious Disease MD
crow_crone t1_j5a0hso wrote
Let's not bring Peyronie's into this, please.
GreatAndPowerfulNixy t1_j5ad101 wrote
found u/PuritanSettler1620's owner
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dariemf1998 t1_j5bea1r wrote
Mi parcero el alucín que culiaba hasta con la prima pero se volvió evangélico:
InevitableOne8421 t1_j5bi7r1 wrote
Detect deez Nutz
R_Morley t1_j5eqyc4 wrote
You should never become evangelical I’m so sorry for your cousin — the authenticity of a church is measured on how many gargoyles it has, or something
SnooPeppers6081 t1_j559t38 wrote
Wrap it before you tap it!