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Hawkeye_x_Hawkeye t1_j8rbc7s wrote

I remember when these came out. They vibrated the song against your teeth and used your mouth as the speaker. It was weird.

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AYASOFAYA t1_j8s45pn wrote

Yeah the KISS song commercial will stick in my brain forever.

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plsentertainme t1_j8sd4tu wrote

I had the KISS one and my sister had Hannah Montana. I fucking hate Rock and Roll All Nite to this day.

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Mr-Korv t1_j8sqv5g wrote

I wanna brush my teeth all night... And floss 'em every day!

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35Lcrowww t1_j8r7n8n wrote

Random. In that case, I want an electric beard trimmer that plays Take On Me

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MightyRoops t1_j8rz9d7 wrote

Those tooth brushes played music through bone conduction - it sent vibrations through your teeth, your skull and then your inner ear.
If you want bone conduction with a beard trimmer you'd have to press it against your face so hard that you won't have any cheeks left at the end of the song

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psicowysiwyg t1_j8rmv4e wrote

Surely it should play something by Cutting Crew!

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wombey12 t1_j8rxekw wrote

[accidentally cuts self with razor and starts bleeding]

"I just died-"

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breaktime1 t1_j8r700o wrote

There was music candy too that when you bite down you'd hear music

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thedutch1999 t1_j8rou4b wrote

I have a $300 Philipps toothbrush and it doesn’t play music ,’:(

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ThePresidentsHouse t1_j8rr2oa wrote

I used to have one that played who let the dogs out lol.

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Happy-Candle6694 t1_j8rhd4u wrote

Rather hear ‘eye of the tiger’ by Survivor

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CerealClimax t1_j8rtxzm wrote

Hearts on fire by Robert tepper for me if we have to use the rocky soundtrack

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MelGibsonIsKingAlpha t1_j8sajhj wrote

When I was a kid I had a ninja turtles toothbrush where if you pressed a button on the base it gave a monologue that began with, "We work for good and right and always do it well..." for over two decades I have been trying to remember the rest. It bugs me much more than it should that I can't. Like a word your trying to remember in a conversation, it sits at the back of my brain taunting me. I've tried to look it up but apparently the is no database of early 90's toothbrush monologues. Still, I can't accept that I may never know the rest.

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1nquiringMinds t1_j8t0ljj wrote

"We work for good and right and always do it well We're teenage mutant ninja turtles. My name is Raphael. Brush three times a day and after pizza pie. It's good to do just what we say, because turtles never lie. I'll be here each day standing on this tower. Brushing our way is such fun it must be turtle power. HaHa!"

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imanAholebutimfunny t1_j8rqbo5 wrote

sits down on toilet

opening guitar riff for Dope- Die Mother Fucker Die starts playing

starts looking around anxiously

FULL FORCE SHIT MISSLE WHEN THE DRUMS KICK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is300nigel t1_j8rir50 wrote

Certified GOONS moment.

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CerealClimax t1_j8rtt0w wrote

Holy shit I remember the commercials for these things

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TheArcaneAuthor t1_j8s6swl wrote

Ha! My music business professor in college invented those! Real blast from the past, thanks for that!

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CucumberError t1_j8susp6 wrote

Mankind has made some real wasteful things over the years. No wonder everything is full of micro plastics.

Assuming that the batteries are replaceable/rechargeable, and the head changeable, at best a kid will be sick of the song after 3 months (the parents a lot sooner), and I don’t see it having a way to replace the song. This is literally designed as a gimmick to go straight to the landfill.

And any night the kid forgets to brush is a night the parents don’t have to hear Survivor from a 4 cent speaker. After 2 weeks no parent is going to go ‘I didn’t hear survivor play, you didn’t brush your teeth!’, they’re going to be thankful.

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Chiperoni t1_j8szsie wrote

I only brush to Chip Skylark thank you very much.

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HighlightFun8419 t1_j8tfjm1 wrote

🎵 "I'm your toothy brushy brushyyyyy! i keep your teeth shiny and bright. please brush with me every daaaaaay! morning, noon, and night!"

i was like 4 when I had that toothbrush. it's still in my head.

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GreatAndPowerfulNixy t1_j8simed wrote

My hearing aid works using this exact same mechanism of action. (Bone conduction)

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garnetglitter t1_j8szv8i wrote

We had one that played Justin Bieber’s “Baby.” My sister got it fir my kids as a joke when it was in clearance, and they found the whole thing super weird.

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tommykiddo t1_j8t4uz6 wrote

Why not Eye of The Tiger by Survivor?

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Boneal171 t1_j8u0uad wrote

I remember these

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Mental_Dirt843 t1_j8vkrwk wrote

Did anyone else have the we will rock you version? My dental hygiene definitely peaked in those few months of young anarchy

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Corgifarm9 t1_j8vpsgj wrote

I remember these, they were for rich kids

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Flutters1013 t1_j8rdldn wrote

The song trains kids to brush their teeth for the whole 4 minutes

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Ciordad t1_j8rlwm6 wrote

Soo… "Can we use your song for our new toothbrush?" "Oh, you think the kids will like it?" "Dunno, but we need something 4 minutes long"

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TheArcaneAuthor t1_j8s750y wrote

I knew the person who invented these/negotiated the rights for the music. This was very much part of the process.

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johnnybeehive t1_j8t3qr4 wrote

Could you play an MP3 Clipz on it?!?

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