Submitted by Logical_Scientist221 t3_125p0gg in mildlyinteresting
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geak78 t1_je55ax4 wrote
If contraceptives aren't going to be free, they should all be in vending machines. No 16yo is going to ask a manager to unlock condoms...
Ken_from_Barbie t1_je55opi wrote
I'd like to see some plan b in there
Dr_Equinox101 t1_je566jy wrote
I agree
Dr_Equinox101 t1_je567c1 wrote
Jacaxagain t1_je568z7 wrote
Cheaper than diapers and or child support
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GustavoSugawara t1_je5a0fb wrote
Are they kept locked where you live?
MissA-Mikasa-5737 t1_je5chvv wrote
Seems like something Japan would.(they have a lot of vending machines for basically everything for those who don't know)
miami-architecture t1_je5cvef wrote
good, i’m so hungry
cinnamon_troll t1_je5eqcm wrote
At the grocery store by my house they are in a plastic box and the attendant has to take them out. Any embarrassment I feel is better than having a baby.
treknaut t1_je5f7q9 wrote
There's literally a condom called Retard in there!
l_Marcus_l t1_je5ff2q wrote
33 looking pretty good
jmm166 t1_je5go2i wrote
If this is a cheep hotel you can say that they do know their business.
geak78 t1_je5hz10 wrote
They are locked in most cities (at least in the US) due to being a high theft item...
TrashPanda592 t1_je5i8zr wrote
Ok i'm curious what is a retard condom. Going by pricing it's in europe or the uk?
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ryukvmi t1_je5jsq0 wrote
Condoms in vending machines? Seen it, it's common. Lube? Nah thats the god damn sex dispenser
purple_pixie t1_je5k419 wrote
Presumably somewhere that speaks a Romance language, and it'll retard in the sense of to slow down / delay.
Given the name it's next to I'd have to assume Italian
(Also the UK doesn't use the Euro)
Riegler77 t1_je5kijn wrote
To retard means to delay. (This is also used in medicine). In this case it means that it's designed to make the man come later.
Maverick_1882 t1_je5lk62 wrote
Retard is a product line from Control condoms. Retard is lined with Benzocaine, which temporarily numbs nerve endings.
Impressive_Towel9213 t1_je5lvvf wrote
But I was really looking for a tampon...
Maverick_1882 t1_je5m59u wrote
If you search Reddit for Retard Condoms you'll see this photo posted all the time.
camelzigzag t1_je5n11z wrote
This reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry wears a condom backwards before having sex.
Peepeesucc_god t1_je5pqvc wrote
"Oh baby a triple!"
Peepeesucc_god t1_je5pwra wrote
They're mine 😡 hands off
Plan0nIt t1_je5qqlo wrote
Be ironic if an item got..........stuck
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deanrihpee t1_je5rocl wrote
I know it's probably not Japan, but the first my brain thought of is Japan because they have some stupid and weird vending machines
ggfchl t1_je5wack wrote
"Aw dangit. My box got stuck. Oh well. I guess I'm buying that lube after all!"
Janus_The_Great t1_je5wm3g wrote
😂
heh, 'Murica being 'Murica.
TheLeftDrumStick t1_je600yt wrote
Do they take apple pay
GameDestiny2 t1_je60819 wrote
Also being from the US, I can confirm this must be a “big city” issue as they’re right out in open here.
juliohernanz t1_je60owi wrote
This machine is in Spain and they're quite common.
geak78 t1_je60u74 wrote
Ya know, right where the most people that need them are...
juliohernanz t1_je60xey wrote
That machine is in Spain.
GameDestiny2 t1_je61jrr wrote
Frankly, if you can’t bring yourself to ask someone to unlock the condom cabinet, you’re probably not mature enough to be fucking.
geak78 t1_je61zt8 wrote
I'm sure that stops the horny teens. As long as sex is free and fun, it will always happen. Making it harder and more expensive to do so safely is just dumb.
loverlyone t1_je63suz wrote
They have these machines outside every pharmacy in Italy. “Retard” was definitely our fave name.
loverlyone t1_je643b3 wrote
Outside of the pharmacies in Italy. Some were built right into the wall of the building so they can be filled from the inside. We found it fascinating in this Catholic country.
loverlyone t1_je647h7 wrote
In Italy you have to ask the pharmacist for any medicines, including antacids like Maalox, although this seems like it’s from Spain.
milkarcane t1_je663xp wrote
Dat reflection though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
throw123454321purple t1_je66iwq wrote
Now ironic it would be if one of the lubes got stuck in the machine while dispensing...
VegetablePlastic9744 t1_je67iar wrote
You don’t have those in your country? I thought they were common everywhere
Duhfloppyweenur t1_je67mr8 wrote
Perfect addition to any middle school
GameDestiny2 t1_je68w7y wrote
Alright big brain, you’re saying not having the courage to ask someone to unlock the condom cabinet makes sex expensive and prohibited? It’s a basic concept of responsibility and accountability. If you can’t speak up, then I can’t imagine your partner should feel very optimistic about you sticking around after you bring another human being into this world since you decide not to wear a condom.
SilverCyberStreak t1_je694yz wrote
Bitch, if you can’t even ask the guy behind the counter for a dick wrapper then get the fuck out of my sight. “Embarrassed”
bsievers t1_je69jd4 wrote
Someone is finally old enough to go into bars!
LegoStevenMC t1_je6is84 wrote
These are all over the country in universities
incendiary_bandit t1_je6kgwl wrote
You're assuming teens can think this way yet. Most of this rational thought doesn't finish developing until their early twenties.
geak78 t1_je6kisx wrote
It's not a decision when someone else decides to make them cost money even though you have no disposable income. It is not a decision when society makes them hard to get and you don't have transportation to get them away from your overbearing parents.
Contraceptives should be free and available everywhere people are. Anything less is just asking for even more unwanted children. I work with unwanted children. The world does not need anymore.
mr_sarve t1_je6s3c7 wrote
No cockrings and buttplugs?
Giygas_8000 t1_je6s3vl wrote
Would be totally useless here, since condoms are distributed for free (Yet people keep having ''accidents'')
GamerKilroy t1_je6szj9 wrote
In Italy it's pretty normal. Never bought condoms from ppl, only vending machines
averagebenzdriver t1_je6t8qc wrote
So many to chose from...
aDangOlePolecat t1_je6v3oy wrote
Damn the invisibles are so expensive, definitely my fav Durex tho
Elfonso8az t1_je78jan wrote
I think that might be what is trying to prevent lol
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Dirtyspaceman69 t1_je7a3nf wrote
It's a sensible question
HotCarlWithaK t1_je7do7j wrote
Giggity.
RichestMangInBabylon t1_je7fzmo wrote
That seems inconvenient. I'm not really sure where I'll be later but I probably won't want to cum then.
Thewalkingbread88 t1_je7got0 wrote
Just waiting for the GQP to see this
aooelsner t1_je7tdoh wrote
Where is this located? Wrong answers only.
IneverAsk5times t1_je8d8xb wrote
This is the way.
shiroboi t1_je8kwm1 wrote
So if the box of condoms get stuck, do you try to drop lube on it to get it unstuck?
Zen_Diesel t1_je9nskm wrote
Embarrassed? Ask for 2 boxes with a big shit eating grin. Nothing wrong with protecting yourself.
AssCumBoi t1_je9o8qa wrote
After I orgasm I'm going to yell out "Finissimo!"
ptofl t1_jea005c wrote
No Sagami .02 Ls, no buy. Literally the only rubber I will use with a smile on my face.
GrandProblem8034 t1_jeayopm wrote
It’s for the gentlemen that’s curved to the left or right two degrees like how you would retard your timing in your vehicle -2 degrees back.
murdmart t1_je540ug wrote
I approve all vending machines on general principle.