I usually try to be a voice of reason to people asking questions about NH when many post - "sorry, we're full."

But - I can assure you that you will not be happy in NH. Your douchey attitude is exactly what makes people who move here complain that the locals never make them feel welcome.

"I'm looking for a home that isn't a colonial - a more modern style in X area of the state" - will get you welcome here. "you dumb fucks keep building and buying colonials, what the fuck is wrong with you" will get you ostracized. You'll have a hard time making friends here.

We are the live free or die state. you are free to think whatever you want. But when you interfere with others... you are not going to like it here.