Submitted by sdlover420 t3_11na77x in newhampshire
Berzerk_Unit_Alpha t1_jbmterg wrote
This will teach those God damn Tim Horton slurping French Canadians that are trying to smuggle delicious maple syrup over our borders a God damn lesson.
Build the wall! Build the wall! Build the wall!
Bahariasaurus t1_jbnp7bg wrote
Last time I came back from Canada CBP gave me a hard time. They really wanted to know if I had any citus fruit on me. The truth is I had 30 kilos of Old Dutch All Dressed Chips in my spare tire compartment but they didn't need to know that.
Oh the other thing that annoyed the shit out of me: during the Trump era CBP set up a fucking road block on 93 up near Woodstock like almost 100 miles from the border. How the heck is that "Live Free or Die"? Violation of my fourth amendment rights, and they're gunna narc on my stash.
Theseus-Paradox t1_jbnt3kz wrote
They’ve been doing that for a while now, at least since 2009 because I went through that check point just south of cannon mountain on 93 and thought it was really odd.
PebblyJackGlasscock t1_jbnrush wrote
It was set up to catch people “without papers” taking their kids to Story Land. I think they caught one illegal and harassed about 100 citizens in front of their children.
Look, I support profiling. MA and CT drivers suck as they speed recklessly up and down the interstate. Get that tax revenue! Setting up a “border checkpoint” more than 100 miles from the border but 10 miles from a family destination and then asking anyone not white for “papers” is bullshit.
Berzerk_Unit_Alpha t1_jbny71a wrote
FYI. I will pay good money for those chips. uSD$ CAN$ bitcoin blowjobs. Whatever it takes.
Steady_Habits_CT t1_jbqu3ee wrote
Move to the southern border. People in NM, AZ, etc. deal with CBP checks along highways continously.
sdlover420 OP t1_jbmwep7 wrote
Just hire beavers to make the wall.
narkybark t1_jbporxk wrote
*ahem* undocumented beavers!
CartographerNo1759 t1_jbpjow5 wrote
They can take their beautiful clean hydro-electric power and SHOVE IT!
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