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[deleted] t1_ivmdf9z wrote

I'm here to be completely politically neutral and supportive of palindromes

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gernb1 t1_ivm4cen wrote

I’m looking forward to waking up tomorrow and not seeing political adds, and no more texts….

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Chromosis t1_ivmb5rq wrote

Hello Sir, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrenty.

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gernb1 t1_ivolyon wrote

Stop it…..just stop. Thank god they don’t text me….

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Tchukachinchina t1_ivm5dju wrote

I have never had even a single political text before, but this year I’ve been getting two or three a day for the past week or so. It’s insane and obnoxious.

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IBlazeMyOwnPath t1_ivofjfc wrote

For some reason I’ve never gotten a text, but my mom has received messages directed at me, my sister, and my dad

And that’s been going on for years

And all three of us are undeclared so it comes from both sides

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cwalton505 t1_ivmo915 wrote

Gosh the texts....the texts.... their numbers....they can't be stopped

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Tullyswimmer t1_ivn3lvs wrote

And the fucking calls with surveys. Buh Gawd.

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foodandart t1_ivnj0l5 wrote

I just stopped answering my phone if I didn't recognize the number. As to the texts, reply and ask why you're being texted since you're not old enough to vote.. Use kid spelling and keep it brief like an annoyed 14 year old. BY LAW, the political groups aren't supposed to contact children, so they're pretty good at scrubbing one's number. I only have gotten ONE text - and that was today, reminding me to vote.

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Dollhousefurniture t1_ivmmuqu wrote

Go hang a salami I’m I lasagna hog.

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Whats_Opera_Doc t1_ivmj4n9 wrote

Me looking at the results tomorrow:

"No way a papaya won!"

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OkBody2811 t1_ivlx38j wrote

Politics aside… that’s good.

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mixolydian8 t1_ivmc0fz wrote

That is an incredible palindrome! Thanks for the laugh

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ArbitraryOrder t1_ivlzkem wrote

Clever, but no, he will get 55-60% of the vote

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Tullyswimmer t1_ivn3src wrote

I was gonna say the same thing. The guy won something like 66-34 in 2020, and even won Concord. Sununu will be governor as long as he keeps running.

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IBlazeMyOwnPath t1_ivofx29 wrote

Checking in from the future to say you got it right, but what really surprised me is he outperformed Governor lynch when he won his historic fourth term with only 52%

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Truthislife13 t1_ivlr3m5 wrote

I have to give you Kool points for coming up with that one - it’s definitely creative.

It will be interesting to see how the election goes for all of the candidates.

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messypawprints t1_ivlw7aj wrote

That’s an amazing talent. Does your brain allow you to see words backwards? My talent is with mathematics but I was never blessed with any kind of verbal skill.

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handfulofdepression t1_ivmhc9y wrote

Makes me remember a book from elementary school "Anna is a palindrome"! Stuck with me. Very clever here.

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Liberatedhusky t1_ivmlz2r wrote

I read Sit on a Potato Pan Otis which itself is a palindrome.

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Repulsive_Rule6554 t1_ivn4q26 wrote

They just told me I'm your governor. So party at my place I'll give you all jobs.

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AmazingThinkCricket t1_ivlzwrt wrote

I wish but no. 538 had him with over a 99% chance to win

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Icy-Conclusion-3500 t1_ivmu56r wrote

Don’t mind him, just wish we could have legal weed and Sherman was for it

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sndtech t1_ivmwgkj wrote

We won't have legal weed until they can sell it in the state liquor stores.

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Icy-Conclusion-3500 t1_ivmx8bw wrote

Lol you’re probably right.

At least we don’t have absurd taxes like other liquor controlled states.

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JessePunch t1_ivvus9o wrote

Legislature voted for it once, maybe they could get enough votes to override a veto

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivm88eg wrote

The fuck is this dumb shit

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Obi-Vag_Kenobi t1_ivm8uj7 wrote

A palindrome.

pal·in·drome /ˈpalənˌdrōm/ noun a word, phrase, or sequence that reads the same backward as forward, e.g., madam or nurses run.

Racecar & madam i’m adam are other examples.

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grrliz t1_ivmhw7x wrote

don't waste your time, the man can't read

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmdhii wrote

How is "racecar & madam I'm Adam" a palindrome? You literally put the definition there. That's embarrassing

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BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmg2ks wrote

"Racecar" is a palindrome.

"Madam I'm Adam" is a palindrome.

My favorite is "Mr. Owl ate my metal worm."

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmgwh9 wrote

Thank you for the explanation. I clearly was confused and not attempting an incredibly low effort joke.

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BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmied6 wrote

Is this sarcastic? I can't tell because jokes are usually kind of funny

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmoet6 wrote

You have only heard funny jokes in your life? Either you're easily amused or don't get out much. Bad jokes are everywhere in the world

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BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmqtty wrote

I've heard other unfunny jokes and I also criticize them like I did with you. But also a mediocre pun or dirty limerick will give me a chuckle, so you could say I'm easily amused.

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmxe1s wrote

Damn, you're pretty upset over a lame joke lmao

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BirdsLikeSka t1_ivmztro wrote

Your definition of pretty upset is pretty strong. Two sentences.

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivn09gc wrote

Nah it's pretty mild, but is getting bigger every try hard reply you make lmao

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BirdsLikeSka t1_ivn44dm wrote

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivn4u7n wrote

Holy shit lmao you're legitimately pissed right now

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BirdsLikeSka t1_ivn70sw wrote

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivoc8tz wrote

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BirdsLikeSka t1_ivp2cx3 wrote

Wrong! G

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivpc5g3 wrote

You really need the last word to feel this important in your sad little life that your gonna continue this shit lmao?

Considering you post on camgirl subs I'm not surprised. Last word is all yours. Don't go simping for cam girls all the time. Take a break here and there lmao

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BirdsLikeSka t1_ivpcul2 wrote

I'm not done yet, play with me! Also which camgirl subs? I mostly comment on /r/cospenis

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Obi-Vag_Kenobi t1_ivme1wd wrote

You do see where i wrote “examples”. That’s plural. Don’t be a ringmeat and make me put the definition of plural on here. Nice try though kid.

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivmf1mz wrote

Why are you so mad?

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmg693 wrote

What makes you think I'm mad? Please elaborate

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivmgd6t wrote

Your initial comment and then your reply to the person explaining what a palindrome is. Seems like you’re really upset.

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmh4qq wrote

How does questioning a low effort post, and making a low effort joke, make you think I'm upset?

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivmhhmx wrote

Your verbiage and generally antagonistic replies

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmo9yy wrote

How does my verbiage indicate being upset? And general antagonistic replies don't necessarily indicate being upset. Can you clarify?

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivmpdht wrote

> Can you clarify?

No

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmx9qk wrote

Not surprised.

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivo4e6l wrote

Lighten up, you don’t have to be so angry all the time. It might improve things for you

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivoc4hr wrote

You haven't explained how I'm angry. Why not?

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivocg7r wrote

How often do you need people to explain your own behavior to you?

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivodgpb wrote

Woah calm down kid, I'm just asking what lead you to your opinion and all you've done is insult me and ignore the question.

Relax

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivodkms wrote

I haven’t insulted you

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivoizek wrote

Dude you gotta calm down. You've been calling me mad and upset this entire time, and now that I'm pointing that out you're getting real defensive.

Take a breath, it will be ok.

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivoj98k wrote

https://imgur.com/a/vD6t9pb

This u rn

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivota48 wrote

You actually tried to find a picture online to get to me? Wow you really are mad lmao

By the way, I'm not even bothering opening that 😂

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivov3k3 wrote

It’s a picture of a mirror

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivpcjyx wrote

That's really embarrassing that you went through all that effort lmao.

You really do seem mad. You need the last word in this conversation to make your life feel worthwhile?

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MemeAddict96 t1_ivpmyvp wrote

> You need the last word in this conversation to make your life feel worthwhile?

I have the time for it today

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Whats_Opera_Doc t1_ivmiypk wrote

I dare you to come up with a coherent and relevant twenty three letter sentence that reads the same forward as it does backwards, and then re-evaluate if this is "low-effort"

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Acceptable_Sir2536 t1_ivmoloh wrote

Did you just fucking dare someone on Reddit? Fucking lmao.

I triple dog dare you to write a 500 word essay on which came first, the chicken or the egg. By Friday. In my inbox

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