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smartest_kobold t1_iw3dhl0 wrote

Randy Newman. I like his nuclear policy.

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quaffee t1_iw3n49r wrote

I'll be telling my grandkids about how I survived the short people genocide of 2026.

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Smirkly t1_iw3ub90 wrote

As in "Let's drop the big one?" There will be no one left to blame us.

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Rixtertech t1_iwahx2g wrote

Randy's too smart to take the job. We need someone smart enough to do the job and dumb enough to show up to do it. Randy Rainbow! No. Wait a minute. Stephen Colbert for President, AOC for vice-pres, and Randy Rainbow for press secretary.

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