bcopes t1_j6xj4kj wrote on February 2, 2023 at 4:29 PM

Are we really supposed to believe that big-ass thing can fly with those teeny tiny wings? He'd have to flap faster than a hummingbird to get a foot off the ground.

outcome--independent t1_j6y9dxo wrote on February 2, 2023 at 7:11 PM

>According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that the Jersey Devil should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The Jersey Devil of course, flies anyways. Because the Jersey Devil doesn't care what humans think is impossible.

bcopes t1_j6yf7kl wrote on February 2, 2023 at 7:48 PM

Thank you, humble narrator

faceyourdom OP t1_j6ymgpk wrote on February 2, 2023 at 8:33 PM

This is the way.

Marshall_Lawson t1_j6ytufr wrote on February 2, 2023 at 9:18 PM

nah he just runs real fast or drives in his IROC

Gambrinus t1_j6zomf6 wrote on February 3, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Not to mention it only has one wing.

bcopes t1_j6zpl6f wrote on February 3, 2023 at 12:54 AM

SEMANTICS!