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Spmhealy_ADA t1_ivvrygy wrote

I got 999 chances to get this right.

Wish me luck boys 😎

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Appropriate-Science4 t1_ivwl9yo wrote

It's actually only 798 chances, for some reason I had to look this up. It starts at 200 and goes to 998. I was going to say start in the middle. But New Brunswick starts at 207 might as well start from the beginning. Source

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nancymeadows242 t1_ivxw1b1 wrote

let me save you some time, it's your mother's number

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Spmhealy_ADA t1_ivxwdxt wrote

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!!!

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dgi07 t1_ivwu70n wrote

Carry on my wayward son…

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Practical_Argument50 t1_ivvq5fp wrote

Why block it out this person obviously want to advertise their services?

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivvqfu7 wrote

If they were paying me for the advertising I'd unblur 😊

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lxkandel06 t1_ivxzqwz wrote

In the words of Charles Barkley, "no free pub"

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivwkz3d wrote

What?

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[deleted] t1_ivwo2e3 wrote

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivwo792 wrote

Uh.... I'm not really being serious here dude. Jesus Christ

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[deleted] t1_ivwokiy wrote

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivwonrd wrote

My internet Spidey senses are hit or miss tonight 😔 some people were seriously roasting me here lmao

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kylec00per t1_ivx19nr wrote

Most times it's someone putting another person's number on there, either to fuck with a friend or send an enemy some annoyance.

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ElGosso t1_ivxlx3e wrote

Post would get removed for self-promotion

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itsmyhusbandsfault t1_ivvzx94 wrote

Was it this Colonial Diner? I hear they're shitty...

https://imgur.com/a/xHyA6xe

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EpicShiba1 t1_ivwkbei wrote

On some days it's good. On some days, it's bad. I feel like it's 50/50.

Edit: I'm realizing that there's multiple Colonial Diners. I'm referring to the one in Woodbury.

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SinkyShippy t1_ivwr7pt wrote

The colonial diner in east Brunswick is fantastic.

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itsmyhusbandsfault t1_ivxkvt5 wrote

Clarification: This is Colonial Diner in Lyndhurst. They're fabulous and I love them. I was just making a bad joke on a funny picture I happened to get.

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toadofsteel t1_ivy7gw2 wrote

Was going to say, that place always has customers and while i don't go out of my way to go there I've never had a downright terrible meal there either.

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dankusgasus t1_ivwi7e9 wrote

Bro the colonial diner is fire

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GanondalfTheWhite t1_ivxy99w wrote

Everybody's missing the joke. He said they're shitty and posted a pic with the sign broken and saying "Colon Diner." Colon, like your organ that's full of shit.

I'm amazed at how many people are missing the joke and just riled up in defense of the diner.

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TimSPC t1_ivwxqi1 wrote

Great diner, terrific burgers.

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samoldphonesamsung t1_ivvybzr wrote

That's my mom's number 😳

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivw1q6b wrote

Can confirm that th middle three are NOT your mom's number (I have hers saved in my phone)

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Geddysbass t1_ivvoy8o wrote

So was it good? Just kidding obviously.

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yad76 t1_ivwfj5v wrote

Anyone else remember back in the day when most diners had condom vending machines in the bathroom?

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MasterXanthan t1_ivwej53 wrote

Someone probably wrote their ex's number there for revenge or something. Or could be someone pranking their friend.

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jacobeatsavocados t1_ivwc4bf wrote

Colonial Diner in Lyndhurst? I live in this town and have never seen anything written here. Where was it?

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivwdrpy wrote

East Brunswick

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LittleJoLion t1_ivz7mrb wrote

Oh fuck. Colonial EB is a special place man. Theater kids loved going there after the performances🥴

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shortened t1_ivwfhoa wrote

I think her name is jenni

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jskis23 t1_ivwnqf3 wrote

Was always a debate where to go get munchies in HS and on college break…Seville or Colonial. Colonial was and still is far superior! rip Seville.

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Level-Ad-7628 t1_ivwlrk0 wrote

Hey that place is right by me! Classy classy

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ghombie t1_ivy7qt6 wrote

This is a setup! The person is probably friends with an a-hole and they constantly get calls about getting blowies! Then the friend can laugh maniacally when they complain about it.

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FlyEnvironmental6801 t1_ivwobgc wrote

Please erase my wife’s number!

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivwokty wrote

LMAO dude if I had an award to give you for this I would. Fucking hilarious

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Street_Badger6153 t1_ivwoqrq wrote

I bet 10 dollars it’s a gay dude

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivwosu7 wrote

I mean, it was an offer to suck dick in the men's bathroom. Probably!

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Grindian t1_ivwr466 wrote

But that stuffed French toast when I was at Rutgers was 🔥

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LLotZaFun t1_ivwu540 wrote

Likely someone that put his friends number up there as a joke 😂.

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ExtensionSet9379 t1_ivx7w6o wrote

I live in Avenel I got the service check up from her 🤩

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TopWing596 t1_ivxp21y wrote

Kinda hungry this morning...think I'll "head" to Colonial Diner for some breakfast 🏃🏼

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lxkandel06 t1_ivy0er1 wrote

I'm willing to bet a dude wrote that, not that there's anything wrong with that

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FlargenstowTayne t1_ivyuus5 wrote

Huh. Why is “I swallow” in quotes? To me, that would imply that the person who wrote it is quoting someone else.

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greg281 t1_ivz7udf wrote

Show the number wtf

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GoalieGirl30 t1_ivze4ck wrote

That’s how you know the foods about to be bussin tho. I love that place 😂

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imlostinworld t1_ivztilf wrote

I live right up that street from there I'm just gonna go ask around for the missing digits lol

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sarahlesith t1_ivzyaj7 wrote

You know this person is like 65 because of the quotations

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vafunghoul127 t1_ivzzy60 wrote

Almost always this is either pranking their friend or getting back at an ex

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivw1tl0 wrote

It's a joke. I have been coming to this diner my whole life. Consider removing the stick from your anus

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[deleted] t1_ivw2gm1 wrote

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivw3rli wrote

No worries. Hope the stick doesn't hurt on the way out

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MrRob_NJ t1_ivw6oe5 wrote

I liked your joke mister. Sorry about this guy and his stick.

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wbradford00 OP t1_ivw7l7d wrote

Appreciate it! Positivity is always nice to experience on this hellscape

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boyardeebandit t1_ivwaafb wrote

Lmao have you not seen the "keep it classy" joke yet? It's not a new format dude.

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zombiewombie13 t1_ivwn20p wrote

Yuck a north jersey area code

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Kinoblau t1_ivwux2j wrote

732 is central what are you talking about

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BootPastaHeroin t1_ivxvgn0 wrote

Yuck, a nerd.

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zombiewombie13 t1_ivxvs3e wrote

Nerds aren't yucky so ty 🤣

Y'all really missed that was a playful poke at the invisible NJ boarder

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