BootPastaHeroin
BootPastaHeroin t1_j176pe3 wrote
I am a child of four mothers, two of which are Jewish, so for the first ten years of my life I was raised in Judaism. Then shit happened, didn't have any contact with those two until I was 14, I'm on good terms with one of them-- that doesn't matter.
What matters is that I have so much respect for Jewish traditions. I will not let myself die until I see a fucking Hanukkah episode of a TV show.
And the food! Jesus Christ Holy Moses! My families consist of Russian, Polish, and Italian, and damn do we eat well, but there is nothing that quite compared to homemade matzah ball soup.
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixzu9ul wrote
Reply to comment by ClownFishEnigma in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
That is true, Bergen County has the best food in Jersey (Don't @ me you know it's true).
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixx0t9k wrote
Reply to comment by NightsBane155 in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
It's damn good.
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixx0mfd wrote
Reply to comment by ianisms10 in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
Holy shit that's good kielbasa. Perfect mix of smoky, savory, that hint of nutmeg. Goddamn!
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixvrabs wrote
Reply to comment by ianisms10 in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
Alright, I figured out that Piast does delivery and I'm in range so I've ordered kielbasa (I would take the trip but I've gotta clean all day today). I will update once I've eaten.
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixvok2p wrote
Reply to comment by logan44man in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
Yeah, I just sound angry by default. I'm a very exaggerated person.
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixvgzar wrote
Reply to comment by thebusiness7 in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
Who the fuck do you think I am?
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixvg1tf wrote
Reply to comment by chosen566 in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
No.
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixvfxhj wrote
Reply to comment by WaltO in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
That's what's great about it.
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixtv3mq wrote
Reply to comment by choppedfiggs in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
You could be right, I just don't quite know if I trust the president of Poland with my kielbasas.
Jk. I'll defo have to get down there someday if it's that good.
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixts6id wrote
Reply to comment by boojieboy666 in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
Yes. Just... Yes.
This is what got me on the look.
I went to Thanksgiving yesterday at my Grandma's place in Monroe Township, or... 2 days ago (Fuck it's 3 am). And my uncle (lives in Bayonne) brought kielbasa (As he always does). But this time I thought "Oh shit, this kielbasa is some of the best food I've ever eaten", sadly the trip isn't always possible.
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixtqf5k wrote
Reply to comment by tattoobbwbabi in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
I would trust you with my life.
What's the deli name?
BootPastaHeroin OP t1_ixtpu5m wrote
Reply to comment by tattoobbwbabi in As a lifelong Bergen resident: Fuck Google Maps. Yeah, it's only 8 miles, but you try making the trip from Bergenfield to Yonkers just to get kielbasa. And this happens with any store, not just Polish delis. Sidenote: Does anyone know a good place to get Kielbasa near Bergen? by BootPastaHeroin
Eh, forty minute drive. So it's not too bad a trip if depending upon how good it is.
Submitted by BootPastaHeroin t3_z4zhzq in newjersey
BootPastaHeroin t1_ixkqdzv wrote
Reply to Frank Sinatra mug shot 1938 by New_Stats
As a comic book collector I can think is that he could be out there getting a whole bunch of copies of Action Comics #1 and storing them in a box in the ground at that very moment but instead he's doing whatever the fuck he's doing.
If only he knew.
BootPastaHeroin t1_ixkq5eu wrote
Reply to comment by kzapwn in Frank Sinatra mug shot 1938 by New_Stats
Satire becomes more sad than funny when you start to believe the more outrageous shit for even half a second.
I hate the world.
BootPastaHeroin t1_ivxvw6y wrote
Reply to comment by zombiewombie13 in keep it classy colonial diner ❤️ by wbradford00
^I ^didn't ^miss ^it. ^I ^was ^playing ^along ^with ^the ^joke.
BootPastaHeroin t1_ivxvgn0 wrote
Reply to comment by zombiewombie13 in keep it classy colonial diner ❤️ by wbradford00
Yuck, a nerd.
BootPastaHeroin t1_ivxv1iy wrote
Reply to comment by wbradford00 in keep it classy colonial diner ❤️ by wbradford00
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Submitted by BootPastaHeroin t3_yitz3p in newjersey
BootPastaHeroin t1_j2cmofr wrote
Reply to Fairchild’s Sloppy Joes in Roseland. Where are sloppy joes like this? by 2-buck
That ain't sloppy, and it sure ain't named Joe.
THIS IS WHAT BIDEN'S AMERICA LOOKS LIKE, PEOPLE! HAPPY WITH YOUR VOTING CHOICES NOW?!?!