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ofthedappersort t1_j377z10 wrote

The Blumpkin. The ultimate mixture of business and pleasure.

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dman928 t1_j37lp2f wrote

The mullet of sexual deviance

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BallinBenFrank t1_j37p8wu wrote

Business in the front, party in the back?

E: I’m referring to the blumpkin

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breakplans t1_j37x3li wrote

I think it's actually the other way around...

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karankshah t1_j37x87b wrote

Business in the party, front in the back, got it

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jEsTsBaCk t1_j39f8g4 wrote

Holy balls. Didn’t even look at your response. Great minds.

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jEsTsBaCk t1_j39f5io wrote

Technically…….. party in the front, business in the back :)

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fast-and-loose t1_j370z3t wrote

There’s someone in my area who also drives a blue Subaru and has the license plate “TOILET.” I wonder if this person & that person are buddies.

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chazzlabs t1_j37loib wrote

Thought of that car immediately. I see it once a week. Car looks almost identical.

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turbopro25 t1_j3bvo6g wrote

There is a car in my area that the plate just says “FART”. In fact I think someone posted it on here a while back.

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TheRacoonist t1_j377s9i wrote

Is there a lazier title than "Only in Jersey..."

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HennyRudy t1_j37ngz2 wrote

RIGHT!? Like other states don't have blumpkins!

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rockmasterflex t1_j37mauh wrote

For this sub? Maybe just three periods and a picture of a flag.

Posts like this aren’t just low effort, they’re also completely irrelevant to NJ. It’s a license plate. If you couldnt see the colors or read the state would you post it here?

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KeyWest- t1_j37siy7 wrote

Only in (insert place here). But actually it could happen anywhere. I hate that saying.

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BeardedGrundle t1_j38lwf3 wrote

Hey, that's me!

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filmginger2489 OP t1_j3ca1ya wrote

Driving behind you made my day. Let’s be blumpkin friends. Figuratively, of course

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BeardedGrundle t1_j3e0rsx wrote

That's why I love it the most. Seeing people behind me in traffic laughing makes me day.

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shromboy t1_j39qesf wrote

If you want some tinting done lmk (if you're in North jersey)

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BeardedGrundle t1_j39tzee wrote

Already tinted all the way around. I'll keep ya in mind if I decide to do the windshield

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haunted_star t1_j37txqu wrote

route 17 by Bendix Diner?

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BeardedGrundle t1_j38lj01 wrote

Yes. My car

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Mr_Matt_K t1_j37e0uz wrote

A combination of blueberries and pumpkins.

I wouldn't've guessed that?

That's all the time we have for Tradio today...

🎵 Lord I found Jesus... 🎵

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Own_Sympathy_4809 t1_j37fn1x wrote

I guess I’m getting old . What’s a blumpkn?

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ThatOtherOtherGuy3 t1_j39fiky wrote

Just think about getting head after Taco Bell.

And let your imagination take care of the rest.

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Own_Sympathy_4809 t1_j39itdj wrote

Thanks . That helped a lot lol .

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BreadHead911 t1_j3a5txg wrote

A reverse blumpkin is when your girl sucks your dick while she’s takin a shit. Rare kind of lady to pull off this task

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New_Stats t1_j37neyf wrote

Don't look up Alaskan Pipeline, it's even worse and it'll destroy any and all innocence you have left in you

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New_Stats t1_j37olwj wrote

Wise choice. I hate this knowledge so much I want to crack my skull open and rip out the part of my brain where the info on Alaskan pipeline is stored

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Hi_PM_Me_Anything t1_j37vs4f wrote

... This looks like the Rt 17 next to Bendix Diner in Teterbobo :squint:

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Rungi500 t1_j3842a6 wrote

Off ramp sign looks like it might say Newark.

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RegalWombat t1_j38jyy5 wrote

God feels like Bush was still president the last time I heard somebody say blumpkin aloud.

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Yohzer67 t1_j37exsi wrote

Good lord, I have a love/hate relationship with humans

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HumanShadow t1_j38ln3u wrote

I think that every time I'm on these roads regardless of what the plates say.

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Sonicfan42069666 t1_j39b51c wrote

Well, yeah. It's a New Jersey license plate and there can only be one. Any other BLUMPKN plates would have to be from other states.

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stateofbrine t1_j3a75i1 wrote

I haven’t heard or seen that word in years. Amazing

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The_Band_Geek t1_j37h0t0 wrote

r/subaru is leaking

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BreadHead911 t1_j3a6ast wrote

r/wrx is where this degenerate can be found (I too am a degenerate, make poor financial decisions, and drive a wrx)

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The_Band_Geek t1_j3a6qc5 wrote

We get it, bro, you vape.

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BreadHead911 t1_j3a73jl wrote

I TOLD YOU WE MAKE POOR DECISIONS. But hey, at least we’re getting blumpkins, or at least one of us is.

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idiosyncrisia t1_j37ohbr wrote

Only thing I can think of is rolling up to work with that plate. It’s almost like a face tattoo lol.

That said, love me some Subaru and that thing is probably coming from Prime in Wallington ( decent Subaru tuner in north NJ)

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dirtisgood t1_j37q8d2 wrote

I suspect the owner of this car is very proud that they got this plate approved.

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Decent_Bunch_5491 t1_j38ildu wrote

2005 Germany. High school summer student exchange program. I’ll never forget

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jEsTsBaCk t1_j39f1p2 wrote

Haha hahaha I like this one.

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when-i-say-yee t1_j3ss51w wrote

I JUST SAW HIM TODAY I felt like I saw a celebrity

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swellsnj t1_j37ppsn wrote

Of course the blumpkin is located so close to the Bendix Diner.

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BreadHead911 t1_j3a6pc8 wrote

I drive one. I have a love hate relationship with it but I will say it’s not great on gas and AWD is overkill for NJ (at least so far this winter). But it can be quick when I need it to be.

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climbhigher420 t1_j37up2r wrote

Needs more exhaust pipes and more tint on the tail lights but I’m sure his fog lights are on.

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KneeDeepInTheDead t1_j37vies wrote

Saw this car in Carldstat a few weeks ago. Had to do a double take.

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Flashy_Welcome_6770 t1_j3873a2 wrote

The Subaru owner: fearless and possibly a large golden retriever at the wheel so let’s think about that before we assume

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meatball402 t1_j38epmr wrote

What I'm getting here is the dmv either doesn't check urban dictionary, or they do and just have great sense of humor

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BoomTownRat71 t1_j3eoalf wrote

I tried to get RUSTYTROMBONE. Too long. 😔

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Igglezandporkrollplz t1_j37gf89 wrote

Hook a blumpkin! Dont sleep on its cousin either, the elusive flumpkin

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philly_allen t1_j37pj3z wrote

A guy at Drew’s rugby nickname was that, wonder if it’s him

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greasyminkey t1_j37q1f3 wrote

You people are all perverts, Blumpkin is a very popular type of pie in the south. It’s a mix of blueberry and pumpkin

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