Submitted by dhskiskdferh t3_10e3i7k in newjersey
Dbssist t1_j4othcq wrote
‘Would-be‘ car thief? Sounds like a pre-crime. Always knew Minority Report was a goddamn documentary.
NatAttack50932 t1_j4owxne wrote
They broke into the house trying to steal the key fob lmao
Definition of fuck around find out
tr7UzW t1_j4pu1cj wrote
The monster entered their home in the middle of the night. He is not a would be.
Saywhat50 t1_j4pth7d wrote
Cry more for the thief, glad the homeowner stood his ground
iusethisforvoiceshit t1_j4qi0ag wrote
Please move to Florida and leave us alone.
Saywhat50 t1_j4qio9q wrote
lol, my car got stolen from my driveway, the whole reason I got a gun. My life is here and I'll damn well protect my family and property. But I guess you'll kneel down and unzip the thief's pants ?
Ilovemytowm t1_j4r5d4t wrote
Embarrassing reading those ignorant comments. I'm a liberal who believes that thieves rapists murders whoever the f*** they are who has the audacity to enter your home .. gets what's coming to them. As a woman if I woke up to someone in my home I swear to God I would drop dead from fear. I don't have a gun but I think about this.
Also stealing someone's car who needs that car to go to work there's plenty of people who live in places without mass transit.... F*** those scumbags.
Looking forward to being spammed with move to Florida by this idiot.
iusethisforvoiceshit t1_j4qjuph wrote
Please move to Florida and leave us alone.
Saywhat50 t1_j4qlr77 wrote
“Us”? You mean your split personality? Those estrogen pills must of given you brain rot
iusethisforvoiceshit t1_j4r22zh wrote
Florida def more your speed lol
MasterXanthan t1_j4rzbm2 wrote
So if someone breaks into your home you're just gonna be ok with it?
flexcabana21 t1_j4spomr wrote
Hopefully they P.M. you with their address, and I'd join in testing this theory out.
Dozzi92 t1_j4pzh59 wrote
I know you're joking and I appreciate that you didn't use /s.
Dbssist t1_j4q0yb1 wrote
Yeah, I think calling a sci-fi film a documentary makes it pretty obvious.
Although the downvotes seem to suggest folks have had sarcasmsectomies.
[deleted] t1_j4q1h66 wrote
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life_is_punderfull t1_j4q8uvw wrote
Not sarcasm. Not funny.
Dbssist t1_j4qdnhx wrote
Cry more.
life_is_punderfull t1_j4qdrml wrote
Just be funny.
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