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Dbssist t1_j4othcq wrote

‘Would-be‘ car thief? Sounds like a pre-crime. Always knew Minority Report was a goddamn documentary.

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NatAttack50932 t1_j4owxne wrote

They broke into the house trying to steal the key fob lmao

Definition of fuck around find out

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tr7UzW t1_j4pu1cj wrote

The monster entered their home in the middle of the night. He is not a would be.

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Saywhat50 t1_j4pth7d wrote

Cry more for the thief, glad the homeowner stood his ground

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iusethisforvoiceshit t1_j4qi0ag wrote

Please move to Florida and leave us alone.

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Saywhat50 t1_j4qio9q wrote

lol, my car got stolen from my driveway, the whole reason I got a gun. My life is here and I'll damn well protect my family and property. But I guess you'll kneel down and unzip the thief's pants ?

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Ilovemytowm t1_j4r5d4t wrote

Embarrassing reading those ignorant comments. I'm a liberal who believes that thieves rapists murders whoever the f*** they are who has the audacity to enter your home .. gets what's coming to them. As a woman if I woke up to someone in my home I swear to God I would drop dead from fear. I don't have a gun but I think about this.

Also stealing someone's car who needs that car to go to work there's plenty of people who live in places without mass transit.... F*** those scumbags.

Looking forward to being spammed with move to Florida by this idiot.

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MasterXanthan t1_j4rzbm2 wrote

So if someone breaks into your home you're just gonna be ok with it?

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flexcabana21 t1_j4spomr wrote

Hopefully they P.M. you with their address, and I'd join in testing this theory out.

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Dozzi92 t1_j4pzh59 wrote

I know you're joking and I appreciate that you didn't use /s.

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Dbssist t1_j4q0yb1 wrote

Yeah, I think calling a sci-fi film a documentary makes it pretty obvious.

Although the downvotes seem to suggest folks have had sarcasmsectomies.

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