CherenkovLight t1_j9pijlv wrote
Oh man, he might have to spend less then a year in prison for this
SheriffComey t1_j9poh5s wrote
Nah this dude is another Madoff....he fucked with other rich people's money.
submittedanonymously t1_j9psogj wrote
It will be very telling how his sentencing goes. Fraud is infuriating anyway, but rich people get off on defrauding poor people all the time. Let’s see this multi-tiered justice system and how it thinks the law applies here because I don’t think it will be satisfying anyway.
Trexfromouterspace t1_j9qj36w wrote
> rich people get off on defrauding poor people all the time
Yes, but what does this have to do with sentencing?
0dyss3us t1_j9rbq7y wrote
Kudos on the great wordplay, too bad it went over most people’s heads
Trexfromouterspace t1_j9tnhu9 wrote
To be fair, I did shamelessly steal it from The Onion
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submittedanonymously t1_j9ul9zd wrote
It took me way too long to get it… i’m ashamed and that was great
LystAP t1_j9pzdsu wrote
Yeah, and he's also not old money enough to have contacts that can help him long-term.
officeDrone87 t1_j9pxllk wrote
Either way the conspiracy theorists will be right. Remember how often they told us that Gislene Maxwell was going to be murdered before the trial?
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Mydickradiates t1_j9q3y51 wrote
well those people are crazy
nexusjuan t1_j9qf6d1 wrote
Epstein didn't kill himself
Centralredditfan t1_j9upcox wrote
Too bad it makes no difference whatsoever.
officeDrone87 t1_j9qnt1r wrote
That's why it's best to just ignore conspiracy theorists. They will just move the goalposts when they're wrong
BoldestKobold t1_j9qpb16 wrote
Any evidence that contradicts a conspiracy theory is always taken as evidence supporting the theory.
"That's because that is what they want you to think!"
thebigbail t1_j9rqkdj wrote
Climate change what?
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Overweighover t1_j9qwrcq wrote
She didn't flip
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APsWhoopinRoom t1_j9rso75 wrote
Isn't that most white collar crime though?
NewKitchenFixtures t1_j9r62p5 wrote
Most estimates I’ve seen expect 22ish (assuming good behavior and the like) years unless the judge decides the give him 200 sequential. But he probably has to try to make that happen.
Martin Skrelli the pharma bro hilariously ran through federal sentencing rules with respect to FTX.
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The_Drizzle_Returns t1_ja26s6k wrote
I know this is a joke but the guy is likely already facing a sentence of 20-30 years minimum already. The campaign finance violations may only add a few years onto that when its all said and done.
AnwaAnduril t1_j9qc5yl wrote
The rich do not go to jail. House arrest at most.
Omophorus t1_j9ra4yq wrote
The rich do not go to jail... unless they fuck with other rich peoples' money.
SBF did that in spades.
And left a paper trail.
Dude's goose is cooked.
Projectrage t1_j9qd9yj wrote
He was one of the largest contributor to Biden’s campaign, but somehow that’s not mentioned.
jpiro t1_j9qpzqu wrote
The one time when "BOTH SIDES!" would actually be appropriate, and you whiffed.
"The campaign "involved flooding the political system with tens of millions of dollars in illegal contributions to both Democrats and Republicans made in the names of others in order to obscure the true source of the money and evade federal election law," the indictment states."
TheCatapult t1_j9u80l9 wrote
My understanding is that his intention was to fund campaigns that were against regulating crypto. That isn’t really a party line issue and obviously is self serving, not ideological.
The only interesting part is that the funding of Republicans was much more obscured than the funding of Democrats.
Projectrage t1_j9qrcu3 wrote
He was a major …major donor to the Democratic Party, he then gave 500,000 right before he filed for bankruptcy. Probably to get him out of his situation…or say he played both sides.
https://www.politico.com/amp/news/2023/02/02/sam-bankman-fried-republican-governors-00080946
jpiro t1_j9qsmvc wrote
Lol, the article you posted isn't even about a donation from Bankman-Fried. It's from another FTX co-founder who's a major GOP donor.
Jerrymoviefan3 t1_j9rj9c9 wrote
No he wasn’t since you can only give a relatively trivial amount to an actual campaign organization.
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