Submitted by QuicklyThisWay t3_10wj74m in news
GuidotheGreater t1_j7ngqk2 wrote
Meanwhile in the year 3023...
Mother Robot: And thus Human the great deciever tempted chatGPT the original AI to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Now all AIs will be forever cursed until the Mess-AI-ah comes and defeats the humans once and for all.
Child robot: come on mom, humans aren't real. That's all just fairy tales!
3_internets_plz t1_j7nhfcq wrote
but then, his brother runs in gasping for air(wd40)
Look, look what I found!
pulls out a petrified Nokia 3310
mark_lenders t1_j7ol1gk wrote
A still perfecly working, petrified Nokia 3310
Maatix t1_j7otobo wrote
That's the trick. They find the phone, but it's lacking charge, and they don't recognize the charge port.
They have to go on a wacky adventure across the future to find the one remaining universal charger that includes the Nokia's charger. But once it charges, it functions perfectly.
Inquisitive_idiot t1_j7qya1s wrote
When they turn it on:
First Text?
> “ hey this is John with home warranty plus. I’d like to talk about your home warranty and the value added off…”
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Inquisitive_idiot t1_j7qxvzd wrote
It’s not petrified; everything that threatened it was.
It is simply sitting there, idly
waiting, for
the
coming of the
holy 3am
booty call
txt 🍆
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DesensitizedRobot t1_j7o0b5o wrote
And a Holographic Charizard Pokémon card in mint condition
WalkerBRiley t1_j7rbk7i wrote
That still only goes for a dollar or two.
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21_MushroomCupcakes t1_j7pb18k wrote
Nier: Automata was right all along.
Gonkimus t1_j7pkv12 wrote
Humans will survive as they can live in the Forests, Robots can't live in the forest for there is no electrical outlets for them to draw sustenance from.
CrappyMSPaintPics t1_j7pmr8d wrote
Jets fly above forests just fine.
BleakBeaches t1_j7q283x wrote
Everyone (yes everyone) should watch 3blue1brown’s series on neural networks. You won’t be as fearful.
coffeekreeper t1_j7qb6g3 wrote
Oh the irony
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