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halfsherlock t1_j7wdui5 wrote

I just did not have “spy balloon” on my 2023 bingo card. What a time we live in.

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washington_jefferson t1_j7wibbk wrote

You’re obviously not a part time bettor! Making safe bingo card picks doesn’t pay out well. “Big earthquake in Turkey” or “Controversial police brutality killing in [insert small city in the South or Midwest] does not pay much profit.

You’ve got to go with something like “Ellen transitions to a man, reboots career, and is the number one-rated talk show host,” or “Local [insert small town] franchise Jack in the Box starts selling beer and cocktails to generate sales. Is quickly shut down for not even having a liquor license.”

Big $$$ if you hit on a bunch of those.

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AttackOficcr t1_j7ymjlm wrote

My money is on "Far right group joins sit-in protest for improved work conditions. Leaves when told Amazon isn't a government agency." and "AI drivers develop traits of road rage, Quote; We learned it from you."

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