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Velkyn01 t1_jbx6cme wrote

Anyone who labels themselves as a "Mama Bear" is always going to use that as an excuse to be an asshole. It can usually be found beside, "I don't do drama" and "I just tell it like it is".

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[deleted] t1_jbx7tdh wrote

"If you can't handle me at my worst..."

"BLESSSSSEDDDDD!!!!1!1"

"omg repost this so sad!"

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kmmontandon t1_jbxkkch wrote

> It can usually be found beside, "I don't do drama" and "I just tell it like it is".

Don't forget anyone who lists "School of Hard Knocks" under education on Facebook.

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GlowUpper t1_jc0kfu3 wrote

School of Hard Knocks = High school dropout

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Appropriate_Tip_8852 t1_jbxb6ce wrote

They are always terrible mothers as well. Mama bear my ass. Good parents don't fawn over themselves.

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spinereader81 t1_jbxsz44 wrote

They usually seem to be the ones who do nothing but yell at their kids. And bitch endlessly to everyone about how much of a burden parenting is in hopes of getting sympathy.

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Aazadan t1_jbz3bza wrote

"I only have guy friends, girls are too much drama"

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ramdasani t1_jc1lgmu wrote

Wait, mama-bears and pick-mes can rarely overlap on the venn, and the latter can sometimes morph into the former once they've squoze some progeny out, but most mama-bears aren't pick-mes, they're "wine o'clock", "gimme my timmies", "ride or die" types.

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Aazadan t1_jc1m14u wrote

I know, but the previous comment, "I don't do drama" is the line that they would both say.

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ramdasani t1_jc1mpkz wrote

Ah, there were too many tendrils and I missed the introduction of "I don't do drama", but yeah, you're right, anyone who says that they "don't do drama" would say the associated lines like "that's why I like guys more."

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