Submitted by electromagneticpost t3_xvtomn in news
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tonyle94 t1_ir3e43b wrote
Poor fishie
StellarSomething t1_ir5vnzx wrote
Likely no warheads. Just the missile flying and splashing.
1live4downvotes t1_ir3gv3e wrote
Atlantic Ocean: "Suck to suck bro"
Arctic_Chilean t1_ir59mas wrote
Pacific Ocean: "Ima tsunami you fuckwads, just watch..."
ShortysTRM t1_ir302te wrote
We are calling everyone's bluffs all at once apparently. I know people will find a way to criticize the decision to engage with dangerous leaders, but I think it's pretty badass compared to just kissing their asses for 4 years.
tr3v1n t1_ir30tam wrote
But it was such a beautiful letter!
Chippopotanuse t1_ir30ztv wrote
Dark Brandon don’t fuck around.
Fraun_Pollen t1_ir31e9p wrote
Appeasement has rarely ever worked: just postpones a confrontation or depends on internal change doing the job for you
ShortysTRM t1_ir31zuc wrote
What about fawning over every word they say? Seems they start helping your campaign and your bank account at that point. You just have to give up all of your morals and your national security.
YouAreMicroscopic t1_ir45hki wrote
Nobody actually wants a US that doesn’t give a fuck anymore. That’s scarier than anything anybody can throw at us.
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HiImDan t1_ir3q3u0 wrote
The US should work with SpaceX and make a Falcon 9 land right in the middle of Pyongyang and have a cartoon "boom" sign come out, then take off again into the ocean.
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beenburnedbutable t1_ir35x5d wrote
Shall we play a game?
-Joshua
fetustasteslikechikn t1_ir38hwj wrote
How about a nice game of chess?
zippyzoodles t1_ir3jiik wrote
World of Warcraft
IamSauerKraut t1_ir38slk wrote
Next time rocket boy sends an object directly over Japan, shoot the fn thing down. Send a message.
ThatsCrapTastic t1_ir3bg85 wrote
Do not let them know your capabilities.
Deztenor t1_ir3hyvv wrote
That and a failure would be humiliating.
sjfiuauqadfj t1_ir3qc0s wrote
anti ballistic missile technology is really shitty so it may just be embarrassing for us lol
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Azmoten t1_ir38pnt wrote
We can all rest easy knowing that Poseidon and his Atlanteans are beaten back for another day.
BrownMan65 t1_ir3vrsl wrote
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/10/04/south-korea-missile-crash-00060383
The show of force didn't end up working out so well in the end.
ivytea t1_ir3bzyb wrote
This is what your appeasement and “friendship” has come to, (ex-) President Moon. Now may you be convicted and rot in jail
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CritaCorn t1_ir41jjt wrote
“Round and round we go, who will hit who first? Nobody knows!”
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Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_ir3jac7 wrote
Every breath, every move you make, we'll be missiling too
manofmystry t1_ir3xbbo wrote
Just out of curiosity, how many millions of dollars does this little chest-thumping exercise cost the American taxpayers?
Friedumb t1_ir3kwd8 wrote
If things fail try again and shoot your missile higher. Nothing works quite like comparing length with a megalomaniac...
Tldr: Why do they want war so bad?
littlebigman9 t1_ir33h3k wrote
We are faaaaacked. Hopefully we’re not all dead before the weekend. I have plans.
sposeso t1_ir3eszc wrote
Read as “i have plane” and for a second I was like well that must be nice. Then it was plans and still that must be nice, not as nice as a plane, but nice. I had to share because maybe someone out there will find it funny idk.
VAisforLizards t1_ir34o8h wrote
You fockers in Canadia should be just fine
IamSauerKraut t1_ir39uen wrote
Only if you are not south of the Hudson Bay or east of Wasilla.
poirotoro t1_ir32qyg wrote
Pacific Ocean: "What the fuck did I do to deserve all of this?!" >:(