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Minezenroll OP t1_j22tslx wrote

It's encouraging to see justice served in the attempted killing of David Ortiz. His legacy of being an outstanding baseball player and beloved Dominican native will continue to live on. #JusticeForBigPapi

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Tallgirl4u t1_j22wqwf wrote

How do I not remember this happening

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Dro1972 t1_j22y6gk wrote

I didn't read the article, but I assume all of them were members of the 2004 Cardinals.

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breadexpert69 t1_j231p2w wrote

How can anyone hate him…. Guy was a class act on and off the field.

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Ok-Seaworthiness4488 t1_j23f9bi wrote

Wasn't he cheating on his wife when he got shot? Bought a 80k Benz for the model he was with or something who happened to be a sort of girlfriend of the drug lord who ordered the hit? All sorts of stories were floating around that time

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Amauri14 t1_j23x5s9 wrote

Oh shit, so he was the actual target during that incident.

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ioncloud9 t1_j23zpwn wrote

Replying to Dro1972 (#1,139,640)

The 2013 Cardinals. He straight up murdered their pitching staff. Was hitting over .700 for the series until they finally decided to intentionally walk him the rest of the series.

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Spin_Me t1_j248iq1 wrote

NOBODY murders Big Papi!

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BlackBrown1827 t1_j24hzub wrote

Oh... he gonna have a biiiiiiig lunch.

He gonna have mofongo... lechon asaro... pastelito con busted... bandera con papa frita...

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thereverendpuck t1_j24l5g1 wrote

How hasn’t this been optioned for a movie by Ben Affleck yet?

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snowyday t1_j24usxa wrote

Replying to JohnCenaLunchbox (#1,148,141)

(It’s mostly just a dumb joke about saying someone is “with the angels” to mean they have died.)

Which reminds me of this from years ago:

“I always thought Albert Pujols would stay a cardinal for ever, but he’s with the angels now.”

Funniest thing ever written by a baseball reporter

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masshole4life t1_j259mm9 wrote

Replying to Bioschnaps (#1,142,836)

so you have evidence that he was cheating/doping?

that's funny because he failed a drug test but was never suspended or punished for "cheating", nor formally accused by the league. what is your evidence that he failed for PED and not cannabis? your ass?

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BloodBonesVoiceGhost t1_j25ioxq wrote

Replying to Tallgirl4u (#1,139,378)

Yeah, I am picturing something out of John Wick. He is just walking off the field one day when one by one these ten assassins run up to him and try to kill him with guns, swords, knives, and bolo ties. One by one he defeats them.

A night security guard walks up to him, looks around at the unconscious bodies and asks, "uhhh, hey David. Working again?" "No. I'm just sorting some stuff out. Noise complaint?" "Yeah. Uh, noise complaint. Well, you have a good night, David." "Good night, Cedric. Tell the wife I said hi."

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Tech-no t1_j26i0or wrote

Replying to Tallgirl4u (#1,139,378)

Remember this - After Big Papi was shot and the shooter jumped on a motorcycle driven by an accomplice an angry mob chased them down on foot, caught up to them, and beat them severely.

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