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asetniop t1_j29ph7z wrote

Reply to comment by SsiSsiSsiSsi in Bahamian regulator says it seized $3.5 billion of FTX crypto assets for ‘safekeeping’ by cloud_coder

U.S. TREASURY AGENT: And how much did you seize?

BAHAMANIAN GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL: About three fiddy...[under his breath]...billion!

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failbotron t1_j2avxrl wrote

Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Bahamas, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my tax haven's island, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!

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