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fockyou t1_j29uywd wrote

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>I'd suck a million miles of dick and cup a hundred million balls for 480k.

Everyone's got a price

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grain_delay t1_j29vthl wrote

Bro would really suck a million miles of dick over going to med or law school

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SharpieBass t1_j2a24vf wrote

Maybe he just really likes fellas and miles of weiner?

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Jlt42000 t1_j2a2sf5 wrote

Not even that, it’s gonna take decades to suck all that dick. I’ll just get a reasonable job making 48k a year and make that in a single decade.

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doubleboinger t1_j2a395l wrote

5280 x 2 = 10562 dicks per mile, assuming each dick is 6”. I’m going to pass on the 480k.

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Detachabl_e t1_j2a6ypa wrote

So 10,562,000,000 dicks in a million miles of dicks for ::checks notes:: $480,000. Seems like a) he'd be dead well before getting to the end of those dicks and b) that just seems like a terrible pay rate for giving blowjobs. This guy needs a business manager...or a pimp.

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creggieb t1_j2cgri0 wrote

Its only wrong to arrange work and payment for a tradesperson is when its sex

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hey-look-over-there t1_j2a7loh wrote

The good news is that there's a never ending line behind the Wendy's. Business is booming!

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