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marcingrzegzhik t1_j6bj71w wrote

That's a pretty serious allegation. I wonder what the international repercussions will be?

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kyckling666 t1_j6buor8 wrote

My international business specializing in combustible American flags is going to make some serious cheddar.

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No_Recommendation929 t1_j6crhgr wrote

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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billybobbaconator t1_j6bwy02 wrote

Ngl I’ve actually thought about trying to do that

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my_name_is_reed t1_j6cgm82 wrote

Turning a war profit is basically the most American thing ever, so I imagine our forefathers would def approve

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anon902503 t1_j6bwxt0 wrote

They first need to figure out who they want to blame.

There are basically 5 or 6 plausible suspects.

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