Submitted by NewspaperOk1616 t3_10nxaw9 in news
kyckling666 t1_j6buor8 wrote
Reply to comment by marcingrzegzhik in Iran reports drone attack on defense facility in Isfahan by NewspaperOk1616
My international business specializing in combustible American flags is going to make some serious cheddar.
No_Recommendation929 t1_j6crhgr wrote
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
billybobbaconator t1_j6bwy02 wrote
Ngl I’ve actually thought about trying to do that
my_name_is_reed t1_j6cgm82 wrote
Turning a war profit is basically the most American thing ever, so I imagine our forefathers would def approve
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