Submitted by lightingnations t3_1124lax in nosleep
Fantasy-Dragonfruit t1_j8hyqv1 wrote
Spider babies! You'll save a ton by using webbing to swaddle, clothe, and diaper them. Just make sure they don't eat each other. Therapy costs will eat your savings.
FabulouslyFrantic t1_j8i91ij wrote
You mean make sure they do eat each other? After all, only 2-3 are destined to make it to adulthood out of the hundreds that spawn. 💜
Fantasy-Dragonfruit t1_j8imyo4 wrote
Okay, sure. BUT the number of survivors is now multiplied by the amount of upvotes on my comment.
[deleted] t1_j8lloi8 wrote
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Fantasy-Dragonfruit t1_j8owrpq wrote
Oh gods, over 500 up votes. I think I just saved a possibly endangered spider shifter species. That's a lot of baby spiders
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