> You should have constructed the most difficult, convoluted grocery list of all time.

>Bananas, a bunch of 5 with 2 unripe

>Grapes, but with none loose in the bottom of the bag

>Deli meat, freshly sliced to half the width of a finger nail and only complete perfect slices

>Swiss cheese, each slice may only have 6 holes

>1,913 organic coffee beans

>Rachel Ray Nutrish refrigerated dog food (only If you don't actually have a dog)

Then she really would want to kill him.