Submitted by RobertMort t3_yg6ixs in nosleep

There’s a vending machine on campus that doesn’t just dispense soda and snacks.

It sits in the basement of Fowler Hall, even though the laundry machines were moved upstairs years ago. All the other ones have been updated into sleek, futuristic models—but not this one. It looks like it was plucked right out of the ‘90s, with its smudged glass display and silver coils holding snacks. Its red sign glows brightly in the darkness, through the musty haze, simply reading: REFRESHMENTS.

To be honest, I didn’t really believe the urban legends surrounding the thing. But I work for the campus newspaper, and for Halloween, I got assigned to write this stupid fluff piece about it.

The most popular legend about it goes like this: on a dark and stormy night, a sociology major went down into the basement of Fowler, craving an ice-cold bottle of coke. But when he got it out of the machine, he realized it wasn’t filled with the sugary delight he so craved—but a murky, red-brown sludge!

The story diverges from there. Some say he drank it and died. Others say he turned it into the police, and it matched the remains of a local missing woman. Still others say the bottle cursed him, and he went on an all-out murder spree that miraculously wasn’t covered by a single news outlet…

Yeah. You see where I’m going with this.

There are other stories that follow a similar theme. A junior pressed the button for pretzels and got a human finger. Or she got a cursed knife, and cut off somebody’s finger. Or her own finger got cut off when she pushed the flap to retrieve her drink. It depends on who you asked—everyone tells a different version. There are even a few stories that diverge from the whole murdery thing. Some CS majors told me if you pressed a certain code into the keypad, the vending machine would slide away and reveal a secret room. Of course, none of them could decide on what the code actually was…

Yeah. I didn’t believe any of this shit for a second.

My final bit of research, though, was to actually go down there and use it myself. So there I was, standing outside of Fowler Hall a little past ten PM, coins jingling in my pockets.

“So what do you think you’ll get?” Breanna asked me.

She worked on the newspaper with me—and believed all the stories. Apparently one of her sorority sisters knew the girl who got the finger. Or lost her finger. Or whatever. “I think I’ll get a nice, refreshing root beer,” I replied with a smile. Then I cupped my hand over my mouth. “Oh, I shouldn’t say that. It can hear us, right?”

Breanna rolled her eyes. “Come on. That stuff really did happen. Yeah, some people exaggerated it and it kinda snowballed into an urban legend, but that girl really did lose her finger.”

Honestly, of all the stories I’d heard, that was the only one that sounded like it could be true. Sticking your hand in a thirty-year-old machine that’s all rusted up and half-broken… I don’t think she lost her finger, but she probably got a bad cut and had to get a tetanus booster or something.

But then we rounded the corner.

And I couldn’t help the chill that tingled down my spine.

It didn’t match the other students’ descriptions at all. It wasn’t all rusted and dented and broken, with 20-year-old potato chips in it. Far from it. In fact, it seemed like the only thing that was cleaned regularly in this entire basement. The REFRESHMENTS lettering glowed brightly; the snacks and drinks were perfectly nestled in their steel coils, not one of them askew. The boxes and chairs surrounding it were covered in a thick film of dust, but the vending machine sparkled.

Even though this basement was an abandoned storage area, someone had been cleaning the machine—regularly.

I stepped right up to the glass. On the other side was a perfectly normal assortment of drinks and snacks: potato chips, Oreos, Cheetos, chocolate bars, and a line of sodas on the bottom. As my eyes hit the root beer, my stomach did a little flip.

I drank that brand of root beer. So I was all too familiar with the advertisement on the wrapper, the one with the stylized Dracula, offering a chance to win free Six Flags tickets.

That was from Halloween, this year.

Someone had restocked this machine. Recently.

“Who’s restocking this thing?” I whispered, leaning so close to the glass that I could see my own reflection. “I thought nobody came down here.”

“Maybe the janitor?”

I glanced at the clumps of dust sticking to the feet of the machine, the row of folding chairs leaning askew. “I don’t think they really come down here.”

“Well, are you going to get something?” Breanna cocked an eyebrow at me. “Or are you scared?

“Of course I’m not scared.”

I reached into my pocket and pulled out seven quarters. $1.75. Then I plunked each one into the coin slot. Clink, clang, clack. I listened to each one clink deep inside the machine.

Then I slowly lifted my finger up to the keypad and pressed F6.

The machine rumbled softly. My eyes shot to the coil, slowly unwinding to let the root beer fall. I watched that stupid stylized Dracula face as the bottle teetered on the edge—and then plunged into the bin below.

Thump.

I stood, frozen. Staring at the little black flap. At the four letters engraved in the plastic, P U S H.

“What are you waiting for?”

“I’m thinking,” I snapped back.

“You’re scared.” She let out a giggle.

“No. I’m not. I’m just…” I shook my head. “Whatever.”

I crouched down, until the flap was nearly at eye level. Then I reached out—and pushed my hand through the flap.

The metal interior was cold against my skin. I felt around, reaching for the bottle. Huh. Where is it? My heart beat faster as my fingers stretched out against all the sides. I didn’t believe those legends, but I also didn’t like blindly groping around in this little metal box. What if there was like, a dead mouse in there? Or something sharp?

I reached in further—

And froze.

Something touched me. Oh, God, something touched me. I yanked my hand out, the PUSH flap swinging in the darkness, backing away from the machine—

“There a problem?”

“S-something touched me.”

“Oh, so now you believe the stories, huh?”

“I—”

“I’ll get it for you.” Before I could stop her, Breanna crouched down. Stuck her hand in. Rooted around. “Ah, found it. Right th—”

She let out a howl.

“Breanna!” I screamed, rushing over.

She tried to pull her hand out. Tried to back away. “It’s—it’s stuck,” she cried. “Help me.”

I wrapped my arms around her waist and tried to pull her back. But she was right—something was holding her in place. Or—oh, God—someone? I dug my heels into the carpet, pulling with all my strength. But she didn’t budge. I glanced at her arm—the flap was nearly at her elbow now, like something was pulling her in—

And then I heard laughter.

The blood drained out of my face. The shadows shifted in the murky hallway, and then two of my classmates stepped out from behind the vending machine.

“The look on your face,” Tori wheezed through giggles.

“I can’t believe you fell for that,” Allison added.

I opened my mouth. But no words came out. I worked my jaw, glancing at each of their faces. Even Breanna was in hysterics now.

“Why… why would you do that?” I asked, finally, in a weak voice.

“Oh, come on, it’s just a prank,” Breanna said. “And now you’ve got something to write about.”

“You’re not mad, are you?” Allison asked, with fake concern.

Hot tears were welling in my eyes. But I blinked them away. How could I be so stupid? A cursed vending machine, really? All the people who told me those stories… they must’ve been in on it, too. I should’ve known joining the newspaper was a bad idea. Half the team were mean-girl types, in Phi Gamma whatever. Of course they would do something like this.

Bitches.

“Of course I’m not mad,” I said, plastering on a fake smile. “That was really funny. You totally had me.”

Disappointment flickered across Breanna’s face. Then she quickly recovered. “Well, we need to get going if we’re going to make it to Charles’s party,” she said. “You coming with?”

I shook my head.

I watched as the three of them—tall, blonde, almost comically Barbie-like—walked back down the hallway and disappeared around the corner.

Then it was just me and the vending machine.

I poked my head around the back. The lock on the back door was rusted and mangled; probably didn’t even work. The cavity where the drinks would fall out opened up back here, too—which is how one of them leaned in to grab Breanna’s hand. The root beer I’d paid for sat forgotten on the ground.

I leaned over and picked it up.

I walked back into the hallway and sat down on the floor. Twisted the cap off, listened to the hiss of air escaping. The red glow of the REFRESHMENTS sign spilled out onto the dusty carpet.

Tears fell from my cheeks as I lifted the bottle to my lips.

But as soon as the root beer hit my tongue, I realized something was wrong.

A soft thump sounded from the machine. Too soft, too metallic, to be a bottle of soda or a bag of chips. I slowly got up, walked over to it.

The rows of chips and sodas stood perfectly still. Untouched. I crouched down, in front of the flap, my fingers hesitating in mid-air. I glanced up at the sign, the red light spilling onto my face, onto my tears.

I pushed my hand inside.

Unlike the first time, I found it immediately.

It was a small envelope. Nothing written on either side. I flipped it over in my hands—then opened it and slipped out its contents.

Three photographs.

I recognized the faces immediately. Breanna. Tori. Allison. But each photo showed them in a compromising position. Breanna making out with a guy who wasn’t her boyfriend. Tori smoking something out of a bong. Allison… well, before plastic surgery made her into the Allison I knew.

I looked up at the machine and smiled.

Apparently, the rumors are true—

There is something very, very special about the vending machine in the basement of Fowler Hall.

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TheodosiaBurrGoodman t1_iu7d19n wrote

Kudos to the revenge vending machine, go get them, OP!

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Wishiwashome t1_iucetct wrote

Sounds to me like if the vending machine could have winked, it would have!

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GuiltyPleasures117 t1_iu7b9ea wrote

I had to laugh when i read the vending machine was from 90's & you thought it would be old & rusted, lol. I gotto finish this.

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jemija t1_iu7slmk wrote

If something is almost thirty the rust is slowly coming. Ask my joints.

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newbieboi_inthehouse t1_iu7htaw wrote

V. Machine wanted to give you something way much better for your scoop.

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Michael_Stealth t1_iu7bp9r wrote

What a twist! Can't wait to read about those three in the school paper, OP! 😁

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adiosfelicia2 t1_iucxxxy wrote

Are school papers allowed to cover student gossip? My school never had one so I'm unfamiliar.

But would "cheated on bf," "does drugs," or "had plastic surgery" really be newsworthy. Or even allowed.

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Emily-Spinach t1_iuem8k1 wrote

Not only “not allowed” but “illegal”. You would be libeling someone UNLESS you had proof. The person could claim that pic was taken at a different time (when she wasn’t w/her current bf), no way to prove what the girl was smoking was drugs, you’d have to have someone (a dr, the girl herself, medical records) on the record stating there was plastic surgery, otherwise it’s speculation. Apart from all of that, these things would only be potentially newsworthy if the people in question are public figures.

Source: was a journalist/had to take multiple media law classes to get degree

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nightforday t1_iud9uq4 wrote

Everyone wondering whether the school paper would print gossip are assuming OP would be using them as stories in themselves, which would be silly. All OP needs to do is write the actual story about the machine and say it dispensed an envelope, then include the photos. No comment about the content of those photos needed.

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ThiefCitron t1_iu7qg4t wrote

I wouldn’t use those photos if I were you! Aside from the fact that you got them supernaturally, so there will probably be some kind of price to pay, using them would definitely just make you look like a jerk to everyone. I mean do you really think it would make you popular to rat someone out for smoking weed or to make fun of a woman’s looks from before she got cosmetic surgery? Nobody cares if somebody got cosmetic surgery, especially among well-off people that’s really common and acceptable. Besides, their prank was pretty funny, I think you’re being really over-sensitive.

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Orange__Moon t1_iu9ps4b wrote

You can make fun of someone for anything. Nothing is untouchable.....if they messed with you first. The weed thing who cares, UNLESS the girl talks shit about other people who do, like thinking poor people who do are scum or untrustworthy or if her father is like a politician that makes law that jail people poor people for smoking a joint. Then she deserves being blasted for it. Plastic surgery girl would deserve if she's equally a bitch about such things.

It's kinda like pro-lifers who protest outside clinics but yet that have had an abortion because "THEIR situation is different". Those women deserve to be tormented by everyone for it.

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ThiefCitron t1_iub7cnc wrote

There's no evidence in the post that they're hypocrites about these things though. And even if the girl's father was a politician who made laws against weed, how could she possibly control that? You really think people should get blasted for the views of their parents? Lots of people disagree with the views of their more conservative parents, but it's not like they can do anything about it.

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EducationalSmile8 t1_iu95hyf wrote

He would be the asshole if he publishes their pics in the magazine

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Reddd216 t1_iu9snz1 wrote

Nothing says OP has to publish or post the pics. But he can certainly threaten to. He just had a perfect envelope of blackmail photos fall right into his hands. Muaahahaha!!

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chunkytapioca t1_iu9whvs wrote

I love supernatural vending machines! We had one at an old workplace that used to sometimes give out two items instead of one (maybe the coil speed needed to be recalibrated, i dunno) and my friend and I would call it Deus in Machina. We liked to pretend that it could hear our prayers, and that it didn't want us talking about it to anyone else.

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Vile_Bile_Vixen t1_iu7vxp9 wrote

The secret is you gotta use yen

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TSMRZ t1_iud56ov wrote

I was wondering when I'd see a comment like this

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Ultiverse123 t1_iu9izzy wrote

Man it's a pretty good deal. Buy one, get one revenge free.

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shifty_mcG33 t1_iu8bg2s wrote

Time for some payback, bitches! Now post those pics online and then you can say "It was just a prank! 😆 Isn't that so funny! The look on your faces."

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devilman17ded t1_iu8fez0 wrote

Now…. How long you finna wait ‘til you serve these 3 hose-hounds their singularly cold dish? I would love to learn how your wicked plot comes to fruition.

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EducationalSmile8 t1_iu95kja wrote

That machine is really intriguing... I wonder what more secrets it hides within itself...

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Skeen441 t1_iu9yrzf wrote

Your school doesn't happen to have a warning about rain does it?

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Rachieash t1_iucargi wrote

I remember reading about a school like that….spooky 😳😱

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Capital_Olive118 t1_iu9k6wv wrote

I would love to hear more of this, hopefully she uses the machine on some scandalous craziness lol

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bigheadasian1998 t1_iu9qv8n wrote

Another altered item! I’ll inform the Federal Bureau of Control to send some agents to retrieve it. Director Faden would love this!

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BdotEscro t1_iuajuvt wrote

TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.

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