shifty_mcG33
shifty_mcG33 t1_jacevj9 wrote
Reply to My gf and I got stranded on a desert island after I crashed her dad’s boat. I should never have gone off exploring alone... by lightingnations
I'm sure her father had plenty of douches bag friends. She'll never go hungry again!
shifty_mcG33 t1_jabbdrn wrote
Reply to comment by Melodic_Preference60 in My boyfriend wanted me to die with him. He sent his car to do the dirty work. by scarymaxx
"If you're listening to this then the ring has found you again. Don't worry about how!"
shifty_mcG33 t1_ja6i8g1 wrote
And you got a diamond ring! WIN/WIN!!
shifty_mcG33 t1_j9t91jr wrote
Reply to DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
Way to go, op. 😠Now we're all gonna get eaten.
shifty_mcG33 t1_j28p0br wrote
Reply to Something Is Eating My Neighbors by beardify
Holy shit, buddy! Sorry about your luck, but can you be certain that was YOUR hand teaching from the grate? It could've been the smiling jerk in your vent. Don't let them pin all those folks on you, bro. Good luck, brother.
shifty_mcG33 t1_iyn4sek wrote
Reply to I do tech support for the supernatutural. Today I met the most dangerous Karen of all time. by musicalfoxes
I knew tech support could be a challenge, but DAMN!
shifty_mcG33 t1_iwz0ppn wrote
Reply to When Humans Play God by throwaway-xbxb111
These Grey Men sound like really bad news! TELL. YOUR. PARENTS!
shifty_mcG33 t1_ivm4bfl wrote
Reply to The Couch Man by middleoflidl
You're still in hell, bro. 😔
shifty_mcG33 t1_iur2cao wrote
Reply to Nice Catch! by westondeboer
I'll take "Asshole Orangutans" for $500, Pat.
shifty_mcG33 t1_iui82x1 wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in I don't know why you're coming to me for this, but sure, I'll give you a tour of the house! by girl_from_the_crypt
It'll get his ghost panties in a bunch. 😄
shifty_mcG33 t1_iuh1m8h wrote
Reply to We broke into the cottage from hell by Spaghetti_Mercury
Been seemed like the kind of guy that would push you into a girl's bathroom for a laugh. And the kind of guy that would shoot you in the leg while you'er both running from zombies.
shifty_mcG33 t1_iuggayq wrote
Reply to I don't know why you're coming to me for this, but sure, I'll give you a tour of the house! by girl_from_the_crypt
If I ignore your husband when I go to the attic would it freak him out? Make him think no one can see him for the first couple of months. 😄
shifty_mcG33 t1_iubvwam wrote
Reply to I’m a private contractor who kills people. Yes, it’s an actual, legal job in the U. S. in 2022. by ByfelsDisciple
Dude, you got so incredibly lucky you got to the ground safely. Glad you're out there protecting..... well, maybe not us, but people! Psychopath or not, I salute you. 🫡
shifty_mcG33 t1_iu8bg2s wrote
Reply to There’s a vending machine on campus that doesn’t just dispense soda and snacks. by RobertMort
Time for some payback, bitches! Now post those pics online and then you can say "It was just a prank! 😆 Isn't that so funny! The look on your faces."
shifty_mcG33 t1_jbivsoy wrote
Reply to I Work As A CSI (Part 8) A Very Simple Reason. by 02321
We're glad you're here, also. 🫶 Love you, buddy!