Submitted by Mighty_L_LORT t3_11brh2n in nottheonion
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InternetPeon t1_j9zjq5j wrote
Lettuce all romaine calm.
GlobalTravelR t1_j9zw3w6 wrote
The sun will come out Tomato.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_ja064tf wrote
I'm sure something will turnip
CitizenDild0o t1_ja2s584 wrote
I carrot see things ending well
nuclearswan t1_ja3cbee wrote
This is getting completely radicchio. (Sorry guys.)
DJSlimer t1_j9zexhy wrote
Find out and lettuce know.
VyrPlan t1_j9zfk35 wrote
and be sure to produce facts
Crooked_Cock t1_j9zgg3h wrote
One thing is for sure
The people responsible for bringing on this shortage are cole hearted
GlobalTravelR t1_j9zwf07 wrote
Yeah, the skyrocketing food prices are already taking half of every workers' celery.
Mighty_L_LORT OP t1_j9zezji wrote
Not sure what to make of this word salad…
Zxcc24 t1_ja09swh wrote
Lettuce see what happens.
RobsEvilTwin t1_ja2d55j wrote
If only there was some way they could quickly and easily trade with the rest of Europe to be sure to have enough food. Some type of common market perhaps?
ButterscotchSure6589 t1_ja00o52 wrote
Ireland has the same problem, apparently there it's cos of climate change, here it's cos of brexit.
ctiger12 t1_j9zh1g9 wrote
Or a tip of iceberg lettuce 🥬
RuzkinH t1_ja0jp30 wrote
Damn you for getting here way ahead of me. Take your upvote.
Blackness93 t1_j9zhcox wrote
Is any nation not hurting? I keep seeing posts about Canada and the UK like this and I just don't know how it's going to get any better for anyone. Depressing to say the least.
ClassicExit t1_j9zlki7 wrote
> Is any nation not hurting?
It was mentioned on the radio that while there are shortages in the UK, a reporter for Channel 4 News tweeted out a picture of a Ukrainian supermarket that was fully stocked. So less food than an actual war zone.
Torugu t1_j9zt0fn wrote
Eh, continental Europe is doing just.
Inflation is a thing too of course - that's a problem for everyone right now (you can thank the Russians for that). But the shelves are fully stocked and there are no shortages anywhere.
RockyMountainHigh- t1_j9ztoes wrote
You been to Ukraine recently?
Bobrakis t1_ja07uu8 wrote
Guessing you didn't see that Channel 4 reporter's tweet of a fully stocked Ukrainian supermarket then?
RockyMountainHigh- t1_ja35p2n wrote
Russian ch 4?
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KahuTheKiwi t1_ja0d8bb wrote
Russian oil companies put the price of oil up and caused inflation?
Please do explain it to me.
imnota4 t1_ja0qh5m wrote
Nah this is definitely a UK specific issue due to brexit. I don't think anyone is debating that lol.
FullOfStarships t1_j9zsr3g wrote
Quite possibly a wind-up, but saw a post somewhere where supermarkets near the front line in Ukraine were fully stocked.
thefuzzface93 t1_ja0hkfq wrote
Things seem genuinely chill here in France, food is like 10% more expensive, but I live in one of Frances most expensive areas so we haven't seen much of an increase.
Rickshmitt t1_j9zxiqi wrote
Better plant some poratoes!
Ghabilu t1_ja0ti3x wrote
Tip of the iceberg.
I love an unintentional pun.
TripleGarlic t1_ja3uqqv wrote
I blame romaine ers.
TripleGarlic t1_ja3v7lh wrote
Brexiteers need a rocket up their escarole.
TripleGarlic t1_ja3vbur wrote
We should endive to re-join, asap.
eagle4123 t1_j9zegyw wrote
So is this about Iceberg lettuce?